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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

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  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

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  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

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  4. No - don't plan on getting any

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  5. VelcrowKnight needs to be banned for excessive dumb dad jokes

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  1. Jun 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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    VelcrowKnight

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    Hey @Azblue someone here told me you really love dad jokes.

    what comes after death?

    Necrophiliacs.
     
    VelcrowKnight, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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    How can you tell which nurse at the hospital is the head nurse?


    Her knees are red.
     
    VelcrowKnight, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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    You are now #2 on my list, right behind @GODZILLA
     
    Azblue, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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    @Azblue what did I do?
    Just trying to bring you joy

    What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easier to fall asleep with a light on.
     
    VelcrowKnight, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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    :rofl:
     
    GODZILLA, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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    Stole this from TW with all the Costco talk.

    upload_2025-6-7_21-24-20.jpg
     
    GODZILLA, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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    Wow man what a racist graphic! “More honkey” for shame
     
    VelcrowKnight, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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    New option added to the poll.
     
    Azblue, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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    @Azblue
    I totally understand if my dad jokes have been a bit too much lately—I just can’t help myself! There really is no such thing as a bad dad joke, just a lot of love and puns packed into one cheesy package. Sorry if I’ve been a little overzealous with the humor—that’s just my foesifticated way of spreading smiles. Promise I’ll try to dial it down… or at least keep the dad jokes coming, because they’re too fun to stop!
     
    VelcrowKnight, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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    No need to single anyone out w/that new poll item...

    This should be a safe and inclusive place to visit. Therefore, ANYONE posting dad jokes should get banned :evil:
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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    Agreed. Problem is that @T-Rex266 started the whole dad joke shit, but Mods can't ban other Mods. :annoyed:
     
    Azblue, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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    @T-Rex266 is a great guy probably my best friend.
     
    VelcrowKnight, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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    The bond of Dad jokes is strong.
     
    GODZILLA, Jun 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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    That's some mighty fine counting there chief! You're like a regular mathemagician! :bowdown:
     
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    So how much before the official opening time does Costco actually open?
     
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    I was there about 15-20 minutes early and both the tire shop and main doors were open. I went to the tire shop first and had to wait cause there were a couple of people already in there buying tires and batteries.
     
    Azblue, Jun 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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    Sounds like we need a SuperMod or a DaddyMod :devil:

    edit: We could even add a new 'jingle' when DaddyMod strikes...

    the hook will be Mod... DADDY!!!!
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Acutally I got that from AI

    So, we need to credit the glorius algorithms of the inter webs!!!!
     
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    Hell, if were using Canadian math, you have like 9.6 cylinders :D



    PS>>> :canada:


    PPS>>> :fistbump:

    PPPS>>> :ohsnap:
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jun 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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    They are his favorite!
     
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    Very true
     
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