Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Nope
Prefer women
Breaking the law
Always thought it funny to see GM motors in Fords

 

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? At 69, she gets a frog in her throat

 

I still follow the weather of where I lived in Arizona. I like to look it up when I begin to feel a bit nostalgic for the Grand Canyon State.

Current forecast of where I lived in Arizona (My Arrakis, My Dune...) :



Current forecast of where I am currently at in NorCal:



I miss Arizona but not that much...

 

My best friend in the early 1980s had a Hispanic Catholic wedding and I was his best man.
That was a long ordeal.
They are still married 40-something years later..

I've only dated a couple of Hispanic chicks in my days.
One thing I learned is that they are EXTREMELY jealous of anything, even things they make up in their heads.

 

So uh...

How did the towel shirt perform?

 

Today in Alamosa...77

 

Ref Billy Idol:

Ref S2000 (and manuals in general)

Musical differences I will generally give a pass, unless someone wants to show love to Madonna or Bieber. This one is borderline though. Billy Idol was/is a badass. Still touring at 69 with Joan Jett!
Manuals are gross?? Now that's over the line and worthy of man card revocation.
Notice smiley-guy there ain't working no auto flappy-paddle shifter!

And @TILLY : That '68 Camaro was a thing of beauty!
Big block with a 4 speed. Hell yeah!

 

Great quote… guess it’s time to watch those movies again. My lack of travel has cut into my Dune viewing

 

Been a huge Dune fan since childhood. Saw the 80's movie and then read the books all the way to God Emperor of Dune. I really enjoyed the two recent films.

I sometimes put the Sardaukar chant scene on repeat for 10 minutes just taking in the sound and ambiance of it.



Denis Villeneuve always has great cinematography and atmosphere in his films. Blade Runner 2049 & Sicario were other films of his I really enjoyed.

 

...and this is not the proper way to multi-quote

Or, so I've been told.... a lot!!!!

 

• 01:30 Move to couch so the snore-a-soris can sleep
• 06:30 Bladder dump
• 07:00 Make coffee for for wife (and me)
• 07:50 Initiate man-a-cure
• 08:00 Initiate dog walk mode
• 08:10 Initiate poop bag mode
• 08:30 Initiate rage mode when I realize the city no longer maintains garbages at the giant neighborhood park… knowing full well that service is baked into the massive garbage bill I pay that was monopoly-signed by the City.
  
• 08:31 Initiate trebuchet mode.
  
• 08:32 Make mental note to always buy green poop bags from Scamazon.
• 08:55 Pass exhausted but happy dog back to wife (he’s starting to slow down a bit ).
• 9:00 Toss dead squirrel into compost bin
• 09:05 sit outside in the cool shade for an attitude adjustment. Daughter has first drivers ed drive in 45 min and she’s panicking already. Need to get my game face back…

 

Yes, I've seen. (And don't care.)

 

Maaaaan... for a third genner, you're alright

 

You mean time to read the books again...

 

Almost time to read the first 3 again. Still recovering from reading the complete set a few years ago.

 

I have a similar yard on my block I'm more than a little proud of. All the credit for which goes to my wife though, she has the green thumb.
I just mow it. Speaking of which....time to get out and mow before it starts raining here.

 

This ALMOST makes me want to get a Costco membership. The problem is the closest one is right next to my work. Which means, either I go after work on a weekday when it's an absolute zoo, or I use your plan, go early on the weekend, which means essentially driving into work an extra day, which would kinda suck, but might be worth it.

I let my Sam's club membership go years ago because I didn't get there often enough and for similar reasons to yours. Essentially "People of Wal Mart" amped up.

 

Yep. Those that arrive for opening are all of the same mindset. Get dafukin, get dafukout and try not to kill anyone.

 

Have a good day and weekend gents.
Catch up with y'all in a couple/few pages!

 

There are two flavors of Costco patrons that drive me nuts. The reunion contingent, those that reconnect with long lost family and friends whilst clogging the passageways of the store like a cheesecakes fiends arteries. Then you get the herd of grazers that clump up around a sampling station like white blood cells destroying bacterial infections...

 

What is this "Costco" you speak of??? LOL, in seriousness, I wish we had them here. Closest we have is Sam's Club for the bougee Wal-mart folk.