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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

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  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

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  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

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  4. No - don't plan on getting any

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  1. Jun 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Omg, I would love to put that up in my cubicle. Maybe I will add “F.O.C.U.S” to my email signature
     
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  2. Jun 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I'll go find an example for you. And get approval from Larry of course.
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Anything is better than pronouns
     
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  4. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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  5. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yep. Although, there are still people with "please consider the environment before you print this email" in their signature.
     
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  6. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    If I saw that I would print 10 and throw them in the garbage just to make sure they don't get recycled in the shred bin just to spite them.
     
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  7. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    On my last day at work I'll print a hundred and put them in the company mail system. Then the company can pay a bunch of clowns to drive it around and deliver it to the people a few days after I've left the company.
     
  8. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :puke:
     
  9. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    That's a good idea and reminds me, I have access to the postage meter machine thingy.
     
  10. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    True or
    “Please reply at a time that is convenient for you. I am sending this at a time that is convenient for me.”

    I added pronouns to mine;
    Fucking/Massive

    it was either that or;
    See/them/titties
     
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  11. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I don’t understand why people put “please consider the environment” blah blah in their emails. The only people that do that are extreme boomers.

    273E762B-B7F8-49F3-9652-340D4A1430F7.jpg
     
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  12. Jun 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Pretty sure the wife ordered me a fender eliminator kit for the bike. That’ll give it a nice look
     
  13. Jun 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    It is a couple of 30-somethings. One is a guy that also has an inspirational quote (I dislike those too) from some Iranian swami…:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
  14. Jun 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    And now, for a 9pm meeting to agree we don’t have anything we need to do any work whatsoever.

    But it looks good to be online this late
     
  15. Jun 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Pretentious jack-wagons. :frusty:
     
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  16. Jun 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I had a dream last night that I traded in the 4Runner for a white dually F350. At one point in the dream walking up to the truck I asked myself in my head "why am I like this?" :rofl:
     
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  17. Jun 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Simple: It's PTSD from being turned down by the banker chick :thumbsup:
     
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  18. Jun 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I have never ever ridden in an HD truck that rode comfortably.

    they all ride like they have square tires.

    my biz partner has a 2024 2500 Denali Ultimate....it rides like shit.

    $109k and it rides like shit.

    my other biz partner bought a 2020 Ram 2500 dually....he had to sell it for a half ton because




    wait for it



    it aggravated his hemorrhoids.




    for all you HD owners, I do not want to hear how "yours" rides smooth.....it doesn't.

    you are just suffering from ugly baby syndrome.



    now...if someone can invent an "unloaded" comfort suspension...that still hauls the same under load.....will be mega-rich.
     
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  19. Jun 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I actually had a co-worker a few years back who also bought a 2500 Denali and he ended up trading it in because it rode so rough.
     
  20. Jun 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    question for the hive:

    I need some new luggage.

    folks are recommending Luggagworks.com

    what do y'all recommend.
     
  21. Jun 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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  22. Jun 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Depends on what you're using it for. I have a Travelpro carry on that serves me just fine and wasn't expensive. When I drive someplace that requires an overnight I like my big UnderArmor gym bag best. For a checked bag, if you're going to be on a discount airline, get something cheap because it's going to get fv(ked up anyway.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    :laugh:
     
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  24. Jun 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Boulder is chock full of extreme boomers. I remember one on-site job in particular. Went to the restroom. Inside was a sign announcing that they use only recycled TP. WTF? BFD. That being said, I've gotten email traffic like that but never once from boomers. Most times from young liberal arts college grads that my old corporate HQ would hire.
     
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  25. Jun 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Once again, I'm going to refer you to BaT...

    We currently have the following listings up for auction and all being offered at 'No Reserve'). Be advised one set ends in as little as 5 hours!!!!

    One set is a 2-piece Bugatti set:
    https://bringatrailer.com/listing/luggage-set-for-bugatti/

    The other 2 auctions are for Ferrari's 5-piece sets:
    https://bringatrailer.com/listing/schedoni-of-modena-58/

    https://bringatrailer.com/listing/ferrari-400-luggage/

    You're welcome...:hattip:
     
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  26. Jun 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I would love to say I appreciate the help.





    but....
     
  27. Jun 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rant:



    Times like this encourge me to return to my old ways of 'emoji only' posts...



    Like many of today's youth, it's hard to stay motivated when they have no respect for your best work... :evil:
     
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  28. Jun 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    LOL

    my family gets all balled up when I respond to family group texts with emojis.

    so I continue.
     
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  29. Jun 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    YMMV but my local Costco had a 2 piece set of luggage for a good price. One was carry on sized while the other was larger.

    If you have a membership it’s worth checking out.

    You also have the option of returning it if you hate it.
     
  30. Jun 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    style goes in cycles...

    I have worn guayabera shirts since God knows when.



    now, low and behold, they are coming back in style.


    therefore, I am now cool & hip.


    and continue to be comfortable.


    I recently bought a new one with Red, White & Blue accents....because we are touring the White House in July.

    upload_2025-6-5_8-16-41.png
     
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