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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    U mean they aren’t here to help us?
     
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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Are you saying that I'm not a helpful kinda guy?
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Can confirm.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I love watching YT clips on Huskies freaking out. Hilarious.
     
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    Mdnitedrftr

    Mdnitedrftr TAKITEZ

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    How does that quote go?....

    “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”
     
  6. Jun 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Next house must not have my grilling/smoking porch facing West. That bright orb can go phuk itself. IMG_6180.jpg
     
  7. Jun 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    The great President Ronald Reagan said that
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Reported. Politics.
     
  9. Jun 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    This actually blew my tiny little mind, think about this when the term Trillion is discussed in terms of either spending or debt. :boom:

    A million seconds ago was May 23rd.
    A billion seconds ago was 1993
    A trillion seconds ago was 30,000 B.C.
     
  10. Jun 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Ignored.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    meeting with a recruitor tomorrow... fingers crossed...

    Hoping my son sleeps through the night...

    going to my home county tomorrow too! Going to see the fam and pretty excited about that!

    Hope yall are doing great!
     
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    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    I am truly hoping this recruiter keeps me out of the bs, but we will see. The biggest issue here is I moved to the poorest county in the state and the type of work available matches. Couple that with how spoiled I was in my last role... WFH, Director, no direct reports for the first time in decades.... yeah, i dont want to lose any of that so it will be interesting for sure. good luck on your side as well!
     
  14. Jun 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
    Azblue

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    Good luck. I hope that not only do you land a nice position, but that the position comes with a really hot administrative assistant/secretary to help you. I also hope that if it does, you don't forget us and post pics of said hot helper.
     
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    OldGuy03

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    According to our financial advisor this is completely normal. Don't sweat the small stuff is what he told me.
     
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    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    If said does happen, i will post for the group... and I am not going anywhere in regards to the forum lol
     
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    Pretty sure he just really wants pics and doesn't really care if you stay here or not.
     
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    When I was an engineer, I'd say, "I'm from engineering and I'm here to help. "

    It always got big laughs, and transitioned into really being there to help.
     
  19. Jun 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
    Azblue

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    Well. I mostly want the pics, but wouldn't mind if he stay too.
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    What?
    You don't want to eat beans and rice, no vacations, no new anything, selling every possession you have until your debt and house are paid off? :confused::oops::rolleyes::(

    He is a bit extreme.
    I've learned a little from listening to him at work, but there is no way I could forgo having a good life just to pay my house off in the least amount of time possible...:cool:
     
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    He's lightened up on a lot of that stuff. He's more moderate about it from what I've seen now. He used to be scorched earth about debt and stuff like new cars, but he found that was so rigid people struggled. He relented and has modified his approach.

    I think he genuinely wants to help people and he does have a lot of good advice, but you definitely have to tailor it to your own unique situation.
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Report away:notsure: doesn't hurt my feelers. It was his wow. So if I get banned for staying a fact:notsure:
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Amazing man:fistbump:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I was thinking the same thing...

    They look like the same color as the OG red M&Ms that got banned!!!
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I agree, and that's what I did.
    I've listened to him on and off for years.
    The ONLY debt I have is my mortgage.
    That is why I'm able to be off work for 9 months getting both shoulders replaced...:thumbsup:
     
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    No, I follow the @LarryDangerfield model of financial investments and wealth management. Things like buy high, sell low. More interest is alway good. Buy a new car at list price every year, never haggle. More expensive always means more betterer. Stuff like that.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm surprised you know what recoil is...
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    IE>>> FEMA :anonymous:
     
  30. Jun 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Well, you do work for the government...:oops::rolleyes:o_O
     

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