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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's gettin' to be about my bedtime... gonna finishes this small glass Bushmill's 16 and call it a night!!!
     
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  2. Jun 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :monocle:

    Bad fast food, finger f%^cked by a trustee... :violent:


    I'll stick to a small box of cereal and carton of milk :hungry:
     
  3. Jun 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Dude... what's up w/your spacing lately??


    PS>>> my damn Amazon feed at the bottom of the page is now strewn with litter boxes and duct tape... :facepalm:
     
  4. Jun 3, 2025 at 8:46 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :laugh:

    What a jackass, that's a terrible way to start your day
     
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  5. Jun 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    guilty...I have to actually work today, so my attention to detail is lacking.

    I'll do better.
     
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  6. Jun 3, 2025 at 8:49 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Well, sir.... go forth and prosper!!!

    ...and yell at a few underperforming fools!!!
     
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  7. Jun 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    It beats the cameltoe tranny panties and blow up doll that graced the bottom of the page for months...:rofl:
     
  8. Jun 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    How about this
    Can we ask how you know this?
     
  9. Jun 3, 2025 at 9:11 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Agreed!!!! :cheers:
     
  10. Jun 3, 2025 at 9:12 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You've seen his garage workout shoes, right??

    Nothing more than flat-soled prison slides :rofl:
     
  11. Jun 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    No


    whatever may or may not have happened....was dismissed & legally expunged.
     
  12. Jun 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    FTR

    was not a drunk driving deal.

    I have ZERO love in my heart for folks that get behind the wheel after drinking.



    ZERO.
     
  13. Jun 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    LARIAT?
    I DON'T FRIVE A FUCKIN' FORD.

    As to the boot issue, I'm a multi-brand footwear owner.
    Not so much a hater of anything but Sketchers, they never have worked for me.
    The blue bin is my concert t-shirts over the last 30 years.
    I lose 5 more pounds and I'll be able to wear them again against the wife's wishes..:eek:

    upload_2025-6-3_11-28-19.jpgupload_2025-6-3_11-31-18.jpg

    Yes, I'm bored.:cool:
    Time for a dog walk..

    upload_2025-6-3_11-33-4.jpg
     
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  14. Jun 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Yeah, no idea how that happened... unless the dementia is kicking in :eek:

    I have a real hard time finding comfortable shoes/boots. Anything built like a hiker (w/a positive heel) puts a ton of pressure on my knees, but it's very hard to find a good boot that's neutral.

    Enjoy your puppy walk!!!!
     
  15. Jun 3, 2025 at 9:59 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Did PETA catch you harming the turtles?
     
  16. Jun 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Now that's freakin' funny AF :rofl:
     
  17. Jun 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I'm really picky about shoes too, it drives my wife crazy.
    The shoes in the top left of my pic are cheap Amazon slip-ons I bought just to have some.
    The insoles I bought for them cost more than the shoes..:eek2:

    With that, my wife is in no position to judge me about my footwear.
    This is only half of her shoes.
    I built this rack in the closet just FOR her shoes.:rolleyes:
    Built the rack on the wall for her jewelry..:cool:

    upload_2025-6-3_12-9-27.jpg 0de8f42d-9eaf-4497-80ad-198371b71b60_cf80223b36233175ed16b1c43b2504c79319eccb.jpg
     
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  18. Jun 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I saw Lariat. Ha!
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Just got done with Numbers on the Arkansas.

    IMG_0264.jpg
     
  20. Jun 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Speaking of tax dollars, I just got an email that they are changing my work phone from a T-Mobile iPhone 12 to a Verizon iPhone 16.

    Unfortunately upgrading to a much superior Android was not an option. :mad:
     
  21. Jun 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Or it's time to move on.

     
  22. Jun 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I do believe you just settled the Android versus Apple debate. It is a well-known fact that our tax dollars get spent in horrible irresponsible terrible ways, so if tax money is being spent on Apple products then we know for sure that Android is better.
     
  23. Jun 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Exactly!
     
  24. Jun 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I must confess, us agreeing completely on something is a bit alarming.
     
  25. Jun 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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    IMXPLRN New Member

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    I wish shoes fit me correctly. I'm probably in the 2% where hardly anything ever fits right. Been that way my whole life. I wear an 11.5 but have really wide feet. Nike's are way too narrow in general. To get the width right I have to be in a size 14+. Adidas most of the time fit pretty good, so that and some wide Merrell hiking shoes is what I've been using for years. Trying to find soccer cleats is an absolute nightmare because they are all narrow. And ordering any shoes online is never an option. I'm simple though. I don't own a lot of clothes or shoes. I have 1 pair of tennis shoes, 1 pair of hiking shoes, 1 pair of soccer cleats, 1 pair of Tevas and 1 pair of flip flops.
     
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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Not true, we also both agree that @GODZILLA is weird for thinking that BJs are gross.
     
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    Hard to disagree with this logic. Coming from an Apple trap user.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Yet another good reason to always take the stairs...
     
  29. Jun 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Slept like garbage last night. Damn cold, allergies, combined with nose bleeds. I emailed the head/neck department as these nose bleeds are daily. I believe they should be able to do cauterize it for these to stop for a while, at least.
     
  30. Jun 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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