Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Times like this calls for drastic measures....

Option one: a TripleConPanna (not me silly, the beverage)

Option two: Fiber gummies (most brands are about 3-4 grams of dietary fiber per 1 or 2 gummies) So, snack on one a few times throughout the day, or in cases like this, pop a couple every 2-3 hours and you'd be feeling better soon

 

Sorry to hear.

 

I have no idea WTF this is

 

What did them turning 13 have to do with the 'angles' in your house???

 

Cats (and dogs for that matter) adapt quite well and learn by example for other beings. The 'technical' term is called mimicking.... So, you'll simply need to exemplify the behavior you are seeking from her and with a little patience she'll soon start to mimick your behavior and successfully pee in the litter box!!!

GLWTS

 

trying...so so trying

 

My thoughts exactly.

Sales guy screwed the pooch and quit.. left the company in a bad spot with no new work... my job was new work...

right?!

Best job I ever had, until the next one!

I was let go, but I got several phone calls and supportive messages. Apparently, of those let go, I was the one they didnt want to let go.. so that sort of lowers the blow

!00%

Thank you!

Indeed! I wouldnt wish divorce or layoffs on anyone. I am just thankful I know they both usually work out for the better!

 

I'm guessing based on your rage and demeanor that you were yelling and cussing quite a bit (out loud) while typing yesterday and devices within your home heard you and thought you were prime for another impulsive purchase of Lariat products!!!

 

PS>>> If I ever need a sign language translator, she's definitely my first call

 

Not sure about you, but I'm already really sick and tired of all this A.I. bullshit. When I watch something, I don't want the idea floating around in the back of my brain that this might not even be real, I already have enough problems. Rant complete.

 

Imagine living there and having to type (or write out) the name of your city when filling out your address

 

Agreed.

And since both of my kids took/are taking sign language I can confirm that's the actual sign for BS...hilarious.

 

Time to pack the trailer and explore for a month...phuk it

 

That's because they can't deliver to a beaver dam in NW michigan

 

This calendar you speak of.... is it like a firefighter's calendar where all model are topless for a particular month???

If so, what are these 'upgrades' you speak of

 

TLDR...

If you're not going to take the time to read our 22 pages of banter, why should we read your magna carta???

 

Can I come?

 

CdA! Done

 

Crap... now I gotta go back and read this!!!!


Stand by....

Well, now I feel like an ass

 

I wouldn't touch that PITA

 

How did you know what the wife and I talked about today LOL

All good bro... I quit drinking but am washing away some feels tonight.

He quit, they are scrambling... not enough time to recover... lame, but I kinda knew something wasnt right. and they did. peanuts.. but more than I expected so I am thankful for that. It is keeping me optimistic while I deal with this.

 

Littleton is in the city so not trying to sound rude, but who camps in a city? I guess they could find a bridge and camp out with all the other homeless folks.

And nothing in the state is under 9" in elevation. The capital building is at an elevation of a mile high (5280). Hence the name mile high city.

 

Dang, that sucks, bud.

Are you in a field where you can get back to it quickly or is job hunting gonna be a grind?

 

Clearly your account has been hacked by the oldCOdude!!!!

 

Is that 9" AGL or above sea level???

 

But not 9 inches.

 

Every inch matters...