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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:08 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Well that's good! Hope it last for you. :)
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I am not sure how to describe what I am feeling, but wrung out is a start. Apathetic and indifferent are two more that partially apply.

    You sleeping well? I have gotten great sleep for a while now so that means you probably are not…
     
  3. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Yes I have but it is entirely my own fault. I ate a crap ton of broccoli on Wed/Thur/Fri that basically backed me up to the point I became severely bloated. I still kind of am but it has gotten better as of this morning.

    What sucked about the bloating was that it was so severe it made laying down to sleep uncomfortable so I didn't get much sleep Saturday & Sunday night.
     
  4. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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    Yup.
    Some of it is self-inflicted and I need to do better (diet, sleep habits, more exercise) and some of it is environmental. Lots of wildfire smoke coming down from :canada: lately.
     
  5. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Again, I'm deleting a post I had all typed out.
    I understand no one cares, and people get offended if I post an opinion..

    Have a great day, everyone...

     
  6. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    This bunch gets offended? I was under the impression most everyone had pretty thick skins around these parts.....
    The uncaring part, sure. :D
     
  7. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I'm genuinely hoping I can turn on some apathy. Lol

    Sleep has been okay, but not a lot of it. That might be it.


    that sounds miserable. Ive done similar before so i know tge misery. Hope you get feeling better soon.

    Is it fire season already?

    I think there's some I need to do better on as well. Not sure I want to, though. Sounds like work. Lol
     
  8. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:51 AM
    GODZILLA

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    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Get some (good) sleep!
     
  10. Jun 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Si. Been running around like a chicken with my head cut off prepping for baby number two's arrival.
     
  11. Jun 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  12. Jun 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    memories...

    our first was our son....we thought that was hard.

    then came our daughter....good Lawd.

    Girls are way harder to raise than boys.



    can I get a witness?
     
  13. Jun 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Amen brother!
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Today..
    Today…….
    Today……….i get my fucking house back. I can’t wait.
     
  15. Jun 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    The small things... Nothing like being excited to sit on the couch and talk to not one fv(king soul, or being able do an obnoxious chore without interruption, to remind you that you're fully adult.
     
  16. Jun 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    a little gratuitous humble brag... I only had one kid, and he was as chill as they come the entire time he was growing up. No terrible twos, no threenagers, and even though I joke about it differently, his opinion of my intelligence dipped only slightly as he was hitting adolescence.

    If our kids' behavior is supposed to be comeuppance for our behavior when we were young, I juked Karma like Barry Sanders.
     
  17. Jun 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    so I signed us up for Home Depot Pro program.

    you know what I get now?


    spam emails.
     
  18. Jun 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    When do the girls get hard to raise in your opinion?
     
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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I made that same mistake. On a positive note.....I am reading a lot more than I used to.
     
  20. Jun 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    when they walk.

    they get smarter quicker.

    she is 3 years younger than my son, and she was running circles around him @ 3yrs old.


    They are 21 & 24 now.
     
  21. Jun 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
    eddiefromcali

    eddiefromcali New Member

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    Nope...I'm on day 6 of a water fast and feel great. Drinking almost 2 gallons of water a day so stomach always has something in it.
     
  22. Jun 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Someone stole your house???
     
  23. Jun 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Me too.

    no hastag...

    I haven't raised any boys but I can attest that girls can be hard to raise at times. I'm currently in the I know everything teenage years.
     
  24. Jun 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lucky... I'm apparently raising my ex husband :annoyed:
     
  25. Jun 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I have found that it is when they are in middle school.
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    We have 2 girls as well. At the age of 13 is when the difficulties started. No more little angles in our house.
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    ours didn't "equalize" till she was 18-ish.

    now, he's pulling ahead.

    I reckon being out in the wild does that to young men.

    I couldn't be prouder of either one of them.


    I can see me and my wife's genetics in them as they mature.


    it's hard work raising good humans.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :laugh:

    My girls are a handful, in different ways. Both sweethearts though

    11yo is emotional, I have to be gentle with her.

    9yo takes after her dad, questions all authority and doesn't gaf. :anonymous:
     
  29. Jun 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    My 17yo (according to her Dad's mom) is acting JUST like he did in HS. Skipping classes, sneaking out, being disrespectful.... Being an ass quite honestly.

    My almost 12yo just wants to be like her sister do bad and the disrespect come out every once in a while, but she fixes herself real quick, unlike her damn sister.
     
  30. Jun 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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    Well, let them get their panties all bunched then.
     

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