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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Not allowed... Women are here for my pleasure!!!! :crapstorm:
     
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    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Sorry to say I didn't have naked Adam cooking brats on my bingo card today. :annoyed:
     
  3. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Regardless of the amount of exposed flesh... I would NOT be cooking anything with a high potential for grease splatter while naked :thumbsup:
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    It was just a guess. I live in my own world with my kids. I'm not here for anyone's pleasureo_O
    :rofl:
     
  5. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Sorry, ate too fast. No pics.

    The food was delicious but had zero heat. Very disappointed.
     
  8. Jun 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Disappointed with delicious food?
     
  9. Jun 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Think he was trying to set his mouth and ass on fire:nuclear:
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That reminds me.. do not get the Kickin ranch chicken wrap from Jimmy John's.

    It burns twice:bananadead:
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  12. Jun 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Awe .... Sleeping beauty with pretty nails
     
  13. Jun 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No... don't encourage it!!!
     
  14. Jun 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    No? But why?
     
  15. Jun 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Nail polish on a pup???

    I'm hoping your question is rhetorical...
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    When I would get Stella groomed I always told them no perfumes or anything. I did it because of how sensitive I am to that crap and could only imagine how much worse it would be for a dog's nose. Nail polish wasn't ever done or offered, but not sure I would have cared.

    I did have a friend I was visiting and his wife put a dress on Stella when I went to pick up dinner. I took it off her and told them that if they did it again I wouldn't ever bring Stella on another visit, and at that time Stella went everywhere with me so it would have been no visits at all. The only time I am ok with clothing on a dog is if it's for the dogs comfort, like a thunder shirt or a coat for a dog that gets cold easily. They are not dolls or playthings. They deserve dignity and respect.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    :fistbump:
    I bought this pair last year in the spring time. So you're just about right in how fast they wore out and now feel like the cushion is compressed now. Although, In all fairness I do put a lot of miles in my flips hiking the dogs. Our favorite hike is a 4 mile loop with an elevation gain of 500' to see rainbow lake. However, what I do like best about my old Reef's is its arch support. So I'm hoping the new cheaper version isn't lacking in that.

    Well said. And hence my worry.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I also just recently heard this news a few hours ago. I find it sad that extremists are so out of touch that they think it's morally right to do harm upon innocent people's lives.
     
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    It is sad, but the really scary part is either that it is no longer surprising or that you wind up seeing support for such things. Not sure which is worse. Add in the false equivalencies used as justifications and it's truly screwed up.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Cooked would be what the gen alpha crowd would say. The level of fuckery in humanity theses days is cooked.
     
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  24. Jun 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    the only pants that work for me:
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    Duluth fire hose
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    I only wear cargo pants. Because.



    Ariat is overpriced crap in this area. They wanted >$100 for cargo pants (non-FR)....GTFOH.
     
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  26. Jun 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I waxed the Tundra yesterday.

    after which, I concluded....I'm keeping it.

    since it's white, it's hard to notice imperfections.

    but when you wax a vehicle....you can see the HAIL DAMAGE I incurred last year.

    There ain't no way I'll get decent money for it.


    and since the traction bars are quiet now...it's rides like coffin.


    next project on the procrastination list: replacing the TRD exhaust gaskets on the exhaust end of the muffler - I reckon I blowd them out.
     
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yep, I wanted to melt my face last night.

    Ended up just using some home-made chili sauce. Wasn’t the same numbing heat I was going for but Dumb and Dumber are in full effect
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    Anyone else feeling wrung out lately?
     
  30. Jun 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    strangely, I feel the opposite.

    full of vigor and intensity.



    I have no idea why.
     

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