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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Awesome. :fistbump:
     
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  2. May 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :sorry:

    I'll go punish myself :pout:
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    She is currently pregnant, not bacon. We took her back to the breeder we bought her from in hopes of getting one of her babies this coming year.
     
  4. May 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :hattip:
     
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  5. May 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    We won't talk about the cost of raising a show pig if you think $1,000 is expensive. :rofl:
     
  6. May 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :fistbump:

    You'll probably like the punishment. :boink:
     
  7. May 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    topic for reference...

    Such a shame lil ol' Larry is fast asleep and can't defend his (poor) choices this fine evening.
     
  8. May 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Hang on a minute... you have a belt?? :devil:
     
  9. May 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
  10. May 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Self preservation usually kicks in long before the endorphines reach their peak :(
     
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  11. May 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    You don't? Need to borrow mine?
     
  12. May 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Fun fact: "Harder" is a terrible safe word.
     
  13. May 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    yeah, but...
     
  14. May 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl: yes, it is!
     
  15. May 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    He probably feel asleep after consuming another poor choice (I'd bet it was a WhiteClaw tonight)...
     
  16. May 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
    4x4_Angel

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  17. May 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    He drinks sissy drinks?
     
  18. May 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Or a capri sun...
     
  19. May 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    His only drinks, yep
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    He doesn't have to be here. We're his friends and will raise the defense in his absence if anything rises to the level that it actually needs defending.
     
  21. May 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    So, no craft beer for him....
     
  22. May 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    Good friends
     
  23. May 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Only white claws, or infused monster energy ones I think ..anything that’s a hard cider is also game
     
  24. May 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You've obviously been gone for a while...
     
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  25. May 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :monocle:

    Are you saying you'd be willing to give it to me... at least for a little while??
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I'm so lost...in the time it takes me to read a page ya'll have posted two pages of chit.

    I cannot drink this fast...someone stop the ride, I gotta puke...
     
  27. May 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    I have:( things in my life kinda feel apart when my girls lost their dad (my ex)
     
  28. May 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You gotta be careful w/that backhand... those edge shots can be brutal :eek:
     
  29. May 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Typical Seattle. Go get yourself a Starbucks and buck up.
     
  30. May 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Oh my, where do we start...

    No craft beer, no real beer, no meat... maybe some poutine here and there :notsure:
     

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