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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    So, speaking of fetishes... what's on said desk you now ride :boink:
     
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    Fucking nailed it. How had we not thought of warning @4x4_Angel? PS: which out for Larry's grandpa too...
     
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    I set the whole thing up with pics and everything, and yet it failed. :(
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Very cool!
    My girls show goats and rabbits right now in 4H.

    They recently found out how much you can make taking a pig to Fair.

    Looks like I'll be building a pig barn this year. :laugh:
     
  5. May 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I know, to be totally honest... I saw the pics and skimmed over them real quick like, 'oh how nice someone took some pics of weeds that look like flowers' :rofl:
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    New phone who dis
     
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    Have we ever not been?
     
  8. May 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I hate it but I love my crew in my section. So, there is that. I also have more time for my girls, but less money coming in. I took an almost $10/hr pay cut. But it was worth it for the time I have for them.
     
  9. May 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Guilty as well.
     
  11. May 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
    4x4_Angel

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    o_O What's up, smart ass!
     
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    4x4_Angel

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    Might not be safe to go there....unless there is a safe word.
     
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    Too late
     
  14. May 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Not gonna lie, I thought it looked like a blackberry bush, which can be a nuisance too...
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Damn it :frusty::frusty::frusty:


    You really need some serious attention to detail... it's not which out, it's watch out!!! :smash::smash::smash:



    PS>>> Larry's grandpa doesn't need to be watched out for... that dude is smooth AF, he'll be in and out without a trace :thumbsup:



    PPS>>> Now Larry on the other hand has got to be the only dude in this thread to have official screwed up 'A Pizza and A F%^&k'


    PPPS>>> Oh, back to the whole Nogales on both sides of the border... We need to do something like that w/Canada as well... :canada:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Glad ur back
     
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    Oh, so friggen funny, I haven't laughed this much in a long time. :fistbump:
     
  18. May 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    Why do they have to do it in 4H?? Why can't it just be 'D'; or S4; or 4L???
     
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    We love showing pigs. I had one try to die on me this year. Spent $1,000 in a week on her to save her and lost a ton of sleep making sure she was ok. But she placed pretty well for losing 20lbs in a week. Can't wait for this coming year and see how we do. We learn something new every year.
     
  20. May 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I skimmed the picture and didn't even give it a courtesy like.

    :anonymous:

    What a piece of shit :rofl:
     
  21. May 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Wow, that's wild.
    My wife showed pigs in FFA, I still have a lot to learn!
     
  22. May 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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    :popcorn:
    Who is this Larry you speak of? And who is his grandfather?
    If I saw it I would have been screwed. I would be picking the damn flowers and then regretting it. I may need to educate myself so I don't screw myself in the future. :rofl:
    :rofl:
    :rofl:
    Glad to be back. I've missed y'all!
     
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    Family over money every day. Being there for your kids is more impactful in the end.
    :anonymous: Yep I'm 4 beers deep after a dbl shift.

    It's the end of my day. Not just after my triple C.

    I'm privy to make spell check errors at this hour. You should see my text threads. People are always asking me WTF do you mean. I'm like? I'm old, did I fuck it up again? :notsure:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Meh, safe words take all the fun out of things... kinda hard to surrender control if you have a panic button in your back pocket :thumbsup:
     
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    Oh and my girls are in FFA. :)
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Damn, $1000. That's some expensive bacon.
     
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    Come on Joe, not your best.

    C+ joke :laugh:
     
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    Well if you ever need questions answered I'm happy to help. 3yrs showing and 7 pigs under my belt....I have a lot of tricks and can tell you great things to use for different things. :)
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Larry is the unofficial forum financial advisor in search of a new LadyFriend (or I guess we can leave the word 'new' off that one)

    All we know about his grandfather is that he got further w/the bank chick than larry did :rofl:
     
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    1000000% I love every moment.
     

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