Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

I'm pretty old but I still remember my first French kiss with one of my first girlfriends, mmm, saliva.

 

Oddly enough, kissing doesn't bother me. It's saliva on other parts of the my body.

Had a gf that licked my cheek once. Super grossed out by it.

 

So its the sensation that you don't like, not the actual spit, is that correct?

 

I can understand the reaction. My setup wasn't entirely clear in what my mind was thinking. I should know better.

 

Nah, I should be less defensive. You're good.

 

Just the opposite. Let's be real, it's not exactly hard to get a dick to say "this is nice" is it? The sensation isn't repulsive, it's the thought of it that is.

 

OK, I was referring to the cheek licking reference though.

 

Oh, I see. In that context it was both. Probably because she licked my cheek, too. It was just weird and awkward and gross. LOL

 

Dog was not in the room. Plus, not sure how I would confuse her, right in front of me, with a dog. It wasn't my ass cheek, you perv.

 

Whole point was to take the heat off him, right? LOL


Way more polarizing to not like a BJ than to not like bacon apparently.

 

He did say he would take the heat off of Tyler. He wasn't wrong. Bacon haters ain't got nothing on weirdos rejecting a perfectly good blowjob.

 

Not to get too personal. but does giving saliva to certain areas perpetrate the same repulsive response?

 

Haha. Can't wait for his answer to this one. The rabbit hole continues.

 

That's already been covered. It's the basis of this whole conversation. BJs are gross.

 

I think TILLY was asking about you being the giver, not the receiver..

 

Do you mean me going down on my GF? Nope. No problem with that. Did it happily and repeatedly.


I guess it's this: I wouldn't put a dick in my mouth so I don't want my GF to either.

 

I think @TILLY was asking if cunnilingus is repulsive.

 

Yeah, I reread it and that's what I figured. That's why I deleted the original post that @T-Rex266 quoted, but he was too quick.

 

damn I'm a moment late to the explanation.

 

Can't see the logic in this, maybe I need glasses.

 

I'm glad I straightened this whole mess up.

 

I don't put dicks my mouth either. But what does that have to do with putting my own in hers?