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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

    10 vote(s)
    27.0%
  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

    2 vote(s)
    5.4%
  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

    2 vote(s)
    5.4%
  4. No - don't plan on getting any

    19 vote(s)
    51.4%
  5. VelcrowKnight needs to be banned for excessive dumb dad jokes

    4 vote(s)
    10.8%
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    Office=big cubicle. That also sucks
     
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    Good night, Everybody.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Very true, but at least I don't have to work outside in the 110 temps anymore.
     
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    What’s the fuck?!
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    I’m tied up with work and life for a few days and you guys put this guy in charge? How long before this place turns into the dumpster fire that is TW??? o_O
     
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    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    He fell for the ol' Casting Couch trick and I guess he aced it. This was his "reward".
     
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    The vote was a landslide victory, but Sean and Bob overruled. :(
    Nay= 32
    Yea= 2
     
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    Good morning, Everybody.

    Hope your Wednesdays are going well. It is my Monday, but it's going pretty good so far. I don't trust it and I am waiting for the "gotcha" moment to happen. :tinfoilhat:
     
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    Somehow I was still super strong (given the lack of sleep) in the gym this morning.
     
  10. Apr 17, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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    What up guys! Been a week or so since I have checked in. Busy with work and life.

    Looks like I missed @LarryDangerfield promotion. Congrats I guess!? Seems fitting since he doesn't drive a Tundra or does he? Did I miss that too?

    Did I also miss that @T-Rex266 eats fries with his fingers now?

    What else did you do while I was gone?
     
  12. Apr 17, 2024 at 7:52 AM
    GODZILLA

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    He is mad with power. Already swinging the hammer.

    Also, he is trading the Taco on a Ranger Raptor, IIRC. We crowdfunded a few bucks for him to sweeten the deal and he is on board.
     
  13. Apr 17, 2024 at 8:49 AM
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    Humidity kicked my ass in my side porch gym today :(
     
  14. Apr 17, 2024 at 9:03 AM
    20GR8 Super

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    Oh yeah the poor man's Taco Pro. If it's a Raptor it better be jumped.
     
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    Humidity is never good. It makes everything worse.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    My bad, got 10 hours last night :anonymous:
    Needed it though, coming off nights
     
  17. Apr 17, 2024 at 9:11 AM
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    Nice! I got similar going on days today. I wasn't going to tell him, though. I'm in a bordering state and he might decide to come beat my ass for his poor sleep!
     
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    I don't even want to talk about my hair right now...

     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    That's a burger
    :thumbsup: Must be nice my body wouldn't even let me lay down for 10 hrs much less sleep
     
  20. Apr 17, 2024 at 9:18 AM
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    I'm confused. :confused: Was it "all the way" or just "69" because that ticket has both.



    Legit question, what does "all the way" mean on a 5G burger?
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I think that's where they thumb fuck the shit out of his buns :rofl:
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  24. Apr 17, 2024 at 9:36 AM
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    So.... have you turned your phone sideways yet?
     
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  25. Apr 17, 2024 at 9:44 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Nope! :laugh: How long has that been there?
    Nice work @T-Rex266
     
  26. Apr 17, 2024 at 9:45 AM
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    I only noticed it today.
     
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  27. Apr 17, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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    That one wasn’t me :anonymous:
     
  28. Apr 17, 2024 at 9:53 AM
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    Ok, @Green Thunder @T-Rex266 and anyone else who has flown a lot in the last couple years: What airline would you fly with? What ones are deal breakers?
     
  29. Apr 17, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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  30. Apr 17, 2024 at 9:59 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Where to?
     
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