Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

So you've stalked her long enough to know her age?

 

Still a young lad!

 

How old is she?

 

Well she looks 20. LOL

 

Appropriate as I am now opening a Ricola. Damn cough with this cold.

 

I assume your wife just rolls her eyes about your crushes?

 

1/2 time? That's lame, should be full wage. That just gives employees incentive to use sick leave when they're not sick

 

Legally, they don't have to pay out any unused sick time. They also require a doctor to sign off on you coming back to work if you are out 3 consecutive work days. That dissuades it being used like vacation.

 

Damn you guys, I picked up a little cold too

 

It's @LarryDangerfield 's fault. He's the plague bearer.

 

Dang, they're picky. Lol

 

Figures

 

That's awesome. Does this new gal replace Mila Kunis, though?

 

Yeah, it's a PITA system, but I'll take it over a shared bucket of PTO with less hours.

 

I love my PTO system. One bank, use it how you want with no questions asked. It's none of their damn business if I've got the flu or if I'm in Hawaii.

 

She always does, if you're a gentleman.

 

How many hours can you bank?

 

800, I get about 9 hours every check (2 weeks). They cash us out at the end of the year or we can choose to move it to an investment account.

 

Another cool benefit, you can choose to take your worked holiday pay as 12 hours PTO. For example I worked Christmas and New Years, got 33 hours of leave on one check.

 

That's pretty good. Most places I see that do the shared bucket don't have that many hours in them. Thus my preference for the split ones. Different animal with yours being union and all.