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  1. Mar 19, 2018 at 5:48 PM
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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    We're supposed to get a nasty storm overnight. I hope we don't see any hail like that!
     
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  2. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:06 PM
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    Chrome badge inlays don't actually look to bad. Don't perfectly match up with the 4x4 logo but it's a Toyota, not a BMW. [Image]

     
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    What the flamin hell is that? A Hail stone, never seen such a thing before

    :eek:
     
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  4. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:10 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek: wow that would really mess some stuff up.
     
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  5. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:14 PM
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    Stone the crows, that can’t be real. That only happens in the Bible
     
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  6. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:15 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    With all the dents in this car would have to be a total loss. I would let the insurance total it then buy it back put new glass in it cheap work car..........sure wouldn't be pissed if some jerk door dinged yeah. Lol
     
    Prostar 190, Mar 19, 2018
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  7. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:16 PM
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    Whatever next, a plague of locusts

    :rofl:
     
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  8. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:17 PM
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    Time to head home to warmer climes. Australia don’t seem so bad now. Bush fires and droughts
     
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  9. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:19 PM
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    And giant bats

    :mad:
     
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  10. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:25 PM
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    Studley Park in Melbourne is home to a colony of bats with a wingspan of 5-6 ft. Twilight is when they take flight. A sight to see
     
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  11. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:32 PM
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    Now I think I need to go there! Unfortunately my truck can not swim
     
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  13. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:36 PM
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    No tundras there. Only imports
     
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  14. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:37 PM
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    My dingo ! She was the coolest dog ever, turned a lot of heads.
     
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  15. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:39 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Never seen that picture of how dirty the truck was.
     
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    Well the damn thing is still dirty...gonna have to get it cleaned up before weekend...small road trip...gonna go to Hell
     
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  17. Mar 19, 2018 at 6:46 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Where is hell located?
     
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    Hell, Michigan
    I need to go see if it really does freeze over. :devil:
    Everyone says I am gonna go to HELL so I figure I will send em a postcard from Hell :wave:
    My amusement of stupid shit to do :D
     
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    Now you will be able to say you have been to hell and back. Lol
     
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    And have pictures to prove it !
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  22. Mar 19, 2018 at 7:08 PM
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    I had to do it Please don't stone me
     
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
     
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    One of my favorite sayings !
     
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    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Morning Steve
     
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    Morning homie G!!
     
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    Mornings peoples
     
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    Good morning everyone !
     
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    I'm up but only because someone messed with my alarm. Culprit is 3 years old. Going back to sleep for awhile. Dang it!!
     
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