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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 15, 2018 at 2:13 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  2. Mar 15, 2018 at 2:18 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Aren't you driving???
     
  3. Mar 15, 2018 at 2:26 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    So far having fun this afternoon. Just left dentist. No root canal required because......tooth cracked through and through. Doc couldn't believe I felt no pain. But........tooth was pulled. Bridge work next. Lucky me.
     
  4. Mar 15, 2018 at 2:27 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Do you really need that toof?
     
  5. Mar 15, 2018 at 2:34 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Nophf. Now waiting at my Urologist for some news. I've got a prescrip for the anti toof but I freakin hate pills now. I still like beer though.......
     
  6. Mar 15, 2018 at 2:35 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    You’re a quick learner

    :thumbsup:
     
  7. Mar 15, 2018 at 2:43 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    KIMG0479.jpg
    Cracked with piece hard candy, pulled out
     
  8. Mar 15, 2018 at 2:53 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Urologist is doubling my steroid dose to drop blood pressure. Want to see me once a month for the next year instead of every other month. Apparently I'll only need Zytiga for two years. It all comes down to whether or not the radiation killed off the cancer in the abdominal lymph nodes. Time will tell. Doc reminded me that my prostate cancer is the most aggressive but I'm responding pretty good so far.
     
  9. Mar 15, 2018 at 2:56 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    You ever eat at ...HOME ? o_O....looks very good....ahhhhh....maybe you have live in home broker...eh.....ummm....I mean Chef :D
     
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  10. Mar 15, 2018 at 2:59 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    No gutted CARP ??? :anonymous:
     
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  11. Mar 15, 2018 at 3:00 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    20180315_150022.png
     
  12. Mar 15, 2018 at 3:03 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What's your point
     
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  13. Mar 15, 2018 at 3:04 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    My point is look at the skull dummy. He has no teeth. You keep chomping on that candy that's what's going to happen to you:tinfoilhat:
     
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  14. Mar 15, 2018 at 3:12 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Go away!
     
  15. Mar 15, 2018 at 3:19 PM
    8MINT8

    8MINT8 #NotBetty

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    Whats the point of having teeth if you cant enjoy candy? Thats like never 4x4ing your truck.
     
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  16. Mar 15, 2018 at 3:23 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    That's great to hear.
     
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  17. Mar 15, 2018 at 4:16 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    1 of my 3 client lunch meetings ...then no mas.
     
  18. Mar 15, 2018 at 4:36 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek::frusty:
     
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  19. Mar 15, 2018 at 4:44 PM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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    We have a cleaning lady coming to our house on Monday....

    This feels.....weird. lol
     
  20. Mar 15, 2018 at 5:31 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Nothing weird about that. Makes life a lot easier
     
  21. Mar 15, 2018 at 5:47 PM
    ZPMAN

    ZPMAN 2nd place is the 1st looser

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  22. Mar 15, 2018 at 5:48 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    074D150B-332C-4EAA-BEB6-417E5B01FA5D.jpg
     
  23. Mar 15, 2018 at 5:50 PM
    ZPMAN

    ZPMAN 2nd place is the 1st looser

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    He needed that cam, it has motion detection.
     
  24. Mar 15, 2018 at 5:56 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    We have one coming every other Tuesday, and she's a little Mesican hottie, always telling me...Hola señor Ramirez!
     
  25. Mar 15, 2018 at 5:57 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    What's weird about it?
     
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  26. Mar 15, 2018 at 6:10 PM
    T500

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    Hola señor Ramirez
     
  27. Mar 15, 2018 at 6:14 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl::spy:
     
  28. Mar 15, 2018 at 6:18 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    ¡Hola Señor Ramirez!
     
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  29. Mar 15, 2018 at 6:20 PM
    Larmand

    Larmand SSEM #6

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    Is she Fabuloso???
    I crack myself up sometimes.
    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  30. Mar 15, 2018 at 6:23 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    She's a little cutie
     

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