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  1. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:06 PM
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    Darth Tundra

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    Lol....ummm.....IM......NOT ......GOING ......THERE.......EITHER ....:anonymous:
     
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    You win, yours is HUGE !!!:rofl:
     
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  3. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:12 PM
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    Say it in a New York Accent please....UUUUUGE !!!!!
     
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  4. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:12 PM
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    :devil:
     
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  5. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:16 PM
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    Darth Tundra

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    Screenshot_20180314-211513.jpg
     
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  6. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:17 PM
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    Ok,ok.
    Well that's a mighty UUUUUGE alien you have Darth :rofl:
     
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  7. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:18 PM
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  8. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:18 PM
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    :transformer:
     
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  9. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:26 PM
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  10. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:33 PM
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  11. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:36 PM
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    LMAOPDML ...LOC !!!!
     
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  12. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:38 PM
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    Friggin STITCHES BRO :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  13. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:42 PM
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    :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
     
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  14. Mar 14, 2018 at 9:58 PM
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    Darth has some skills !!!
     
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    Hahaha!! I missed this one!
     
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  16. Mar 14, 2018 at 10:09 PM
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    SKILLIN...WIT....DA....SKULLET Screenshot_20180314-220825.jpg
     
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  17. Mar 14, 2018 at 10:15 PM
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    This ^^^^^^^
     
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  18. Mar 14, 2018 at 10:16 PM
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    Haven' had a chance yet to even look at them!
     
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    I hope the dash cam got decent video of Skyline Drive
     
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    Had a great time, I really like Colorado. New Mexico was awesome!
    Route 66 In Ok was pretty damn cool.
     
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  21. Mar 14, 2018 at 10:29 PM
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    Night Night all....bedtime for Bonzo :bored:
     
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    Nite Darth !
    Bout to call it a day myself
     
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    :wave:
     
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    Damn Matt. Bad luck. Drs should have known what meds you were taking and what you should stop during procedures. That sucks. Hope all goes well.
     
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    Lol. Just working. On nights for the next two weeks. Thank god weather is cooperating eh.
     
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    Yes sir! Spring is here eh bud!!
     
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    Your Friday tomorrow eh?:yes:
     
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    Lol!

    He’s ganna love your Tundra!
     
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