Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I've never experienced that or heard of it happening. They pretty much act like in the picture of my grandson holding it.
They only wanted it relocated because of the new, unplanned chicks. The hen that disappeared did so about two days before they dispatched their last rooster. Apparently is was a day or so late.

 

Here’s a fun way to wake up.
This evening at approximately 12:15 am, my son comes running down stairs to my bedroom “daddoo there’s a fire in the kitchen.” Obviously I’m sleeping and confused so I calmly walk up upstairs and sure as shit the fuckin toaster is on fire. I grabbed the goddamn thing and put it in the kitchen sink. Then grab my fire extinguisher and slay the flames. My investigation revealed that even though if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, “don’t stack shit on the toaster” my wife stacked a bunch of shit on the toaster tonight. Here’s where it gets crazy. We went to bed at 8:45. How did the thing get turned on? Also why didn’t my smoke detectors go off? They’re all under a year old with new batteries.

 

Glad you guys are safe.

 

Hopefully your wife now equates "don't stack shit on the toaster" with "don't stack shit on the toaster or I could burn the house down and take us all with it."
Definitely get those smoke detectors working better.
Glad all are well.