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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Advice from experience lol
     
  2. May 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Whatever the cost of a delivery may be, it is ALWAYS going to be cheaper than a DUI. God forbid something truly terrible happens beyond just monetary impact...
     
  3. May 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I need to stay off the forum on pain meds.
    I keep typing responses and deleting them...:eek2::cool::thumbsup:
     
  4. May 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Just think of those deleted responses as casting out your demons...:devil:
     
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  5. May 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I've always been a lightweight, and because of how infrequently I drink, I'm feeling this single glass of cider boys strawberry lol. Sure is good though.
     
  6. May 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I don’t get those either! Like how tf do u even wipe ur ass with those?
     
  7. May 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Jesus dude. Step it up a notch.
     
  8. May 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    No stepping it up for me, once a month is just fine :D
     
  9. May 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    That is weak, but have we ever heard your opinion on BJs?
     
  10. May 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Lol! I have no beef with them :rofl:
     
  11. May 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    For no good reason other than I wanted to I just stuffed a Tacoma. Was driving 65 in the HOV lane (speed limit is 60) and he came flying up my ass. He had a roof top tent installed and prob a bunch of gear in the bed. So I timed it and backed off the throttle right at the base of a hill. He had to tap the brakes and lost all his momentum. I goosed the Corolla and sped off. He didn’t catch up until the downhill… was fun.
     
  12. May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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  13. May 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    May is an awesome month. I had strawberry short cake for breakfast and soft shells for dinner.
    20250510_185043.jpg
     
  14. May 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
    Azblue

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    Well, the hush puppies look great.
     
  15. May 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Now I'm craving oysters, going to have to take the wife out for a fancy dinner tomorrow so I can hit the raw bar
    I don't think I've ever had softshell crab

    Edit; If you had fresh strawberrys and whipped cream It's a legit breakfast
     
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  16. May 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    You sure it's not takoyaki without the sauce
     
  17. May 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
    Azblue

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    I had to Google that. If it is, then hell no.
     
  18. May 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Takoyaki is soo good, though!
     
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  19. May 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I've had that too. It is good.
     
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