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nobodyintexas · May 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM

I just read the RAS suspension instructions.

apparently, I did it correctly.

BlackNBlu · May 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

I just read the RAS suspension instructions.

apparently, I did it correctly.
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This is my usual order of operations for most DIY projects as well.
I might take a glance midway through if I'm getting stuck.

BlackNBlu · May 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM

French Avocado said: ↑

RANT - Why is it difficult to get good yard care help? I have neglected some yard stuff including sprinklers since Covid. I paid $1000 to get my sprinklers repaired and working = paid hourly rates to get everything done that needed to be done. But they were in a hurry and they still only did half the work. If a sprinkler head is six inches below the grass then you should raise the head - but they did not. If you want something done with the right amount of effort then you have to do it yourself. At least when you mess up you know how you messed up. But I do not have time to do it all - that is why I was paying them to do it.
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I'm on my 4th irrigation company in the last 8 years. I think I've finally found "the one."

BlackNBlu · May 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM

AZBaldy said: ↑

I can only speak for myself. This thread is a place where I can hang out and have some lighthearted conversations with some great folks I will likely never meet in real life unless I go to something like Tundras to Sedona.

Anyone who adds to that fun lighthearted conversation will get a like from me. I don't even have to agree with what you are saying, as long as it isn't mean spirited and nasty, it's welcome in my book.

More and more the places where people congregate on the internet seem to have devolved into these mean spirited hateful town squares where people say and wish the worst things imaginable on each other.

This place is different and that's why I genuinely appreciate it and am happy to be a part of it.

Here, especially in this particular thread, we are all friends wishing for peace, prosperity and the best life has to offer for each other.
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This. So much this.
Couldn't have said it any better.

NWPirate · May 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

no.

ponder this....

who, going back millennia, decorated their nose?

then it disappeared.

now it's back because why?

yutes are weird.
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What rock do you live under??

Punching holes in your face has been popular since the 80's when you were crushing original Budweiser in your Chuck Taylors.

GODZILLA · May 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM

NWPirate said: ↑

What rock do you live under??

Punching holes in your face has been popular since the 80's when you were crushing original Budweiser in your Chuck Taylors.
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Maybe in hippie-ville washington...

nobodyintexas · May 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM

NWPirate said: ↑

What rock do you live under??

Punching holes in your face has been popular since the 80's when you were crushing original Budweiser in your Chuck Taylors.
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80’s ?

really?

not in houston

I reckon late 2000’s

about the time humanity took a shit.

1794TX · May 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM

BlackNBlu said: ↑

I'm on my 4th irrigation company in the last 8 years. I think I've finally found "the one."
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Do they do any work in North Texas?

1794TX · May 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

80’s ?

really?

not is houston

I reckon late 2000’s

about the time humanity took a shit.
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Humanity always seems to take a shit when we're in our late 20s or early 30s.

NWPirate · May 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM

GODZILLA said: ↑

Maybe in hippie-ville washington...
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Shiiit Boi

nobodyintexas said: ↑

80’s ?

really?

not is houston

I reckon late 2000’s

about the time humanity took a shit.
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Yeah, mostly with the punk and alternative crowd back then.

I agree with ya on the late 2000's take though. I'm so glad I was born in the early 80's, what a time to be a kid!

LarryDangerfield · May 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM

Don't even get me started on tattoos

NWPirate · May 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM

LarryDangerfield said: ↑

Don't even get me started on tattoos
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You're never going to get another date again.

@larryStick-In-The-MudDangerfield

LarryDangerfield · May 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM

NWPirate said: ↑

You're never going to get another date again.

@larryStick-In-The-MudDangerfield
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T-Rex266 · May 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM

Looks like Monday will be the day for year 2

T-Rex266 · May 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

Yesterday

went to Home Depot to pick up my top soil spreader thing I ordered online

and the nicest young lady helped us

cute, well spoken, fit

But

She had a little nose ring. The kind we put on cattle to lead them

Ruined.
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LarryDangerfield said: ↑

you hate those too eh? Can't stand em
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NWPirate said: ↑

Yeah.. placement of a nose ring makes all the difference. I don't mind the typical small silver ring off to the side
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Yep. I’m cool with those little diamond ones on the side (like my wife has) as it’s pretty normal now..but nose rings like that? Nah. Almost as much of a turnoff as a smoker

T-Rex266 · May 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM

French Avocado said: ↑

RANT - Why is it difficult to get good yard care help? I have neglected some yard stuff including sprinklers since Covid. I paid $1000 to get my sprinklers repaired and working = paid hourly rates to get everything done that needed to be done. But they were in a hurry and they still only did half the work. If a sprinkler head is six inches below the grass then you should raise the head - but they did not. If you want something done with the right amount of effort then you have to do it yourself. At least when you mess up you know how you messed up. But I do not have time to do it all - that is why I was paying them to do it.
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If it was Denver metro area, I could easily get you people over there that’ll show up

Azblue · May 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

Yesterday

went to Home Depot to pick up my top soil spreader thing I ordered online

and the nicest young lady helped us

cute, well spoken, fit

But

She had a little nose ring. The kind we put on cattle to lead them

Ruined.
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I hate those. I also wonder what the hell they do when they have to sneeze or blow their nose.

GODZILLA · May 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM

Pulled the ST out of storage and put like 10 miles on her. Would have been more, but it was a sudden opportunity and so I was just in shorts. Didn't feel right riding a bunch more than that.

NWPirate · May 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM

GODZILLA said: ↑

Pulled the ST out of storage and put like 10 miles on her. Would have been more, but it was a sudden opportunity and so I was just in shorts. Didn't feel right riding a bunch more than that.

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Looks like a beautiful day in Tatonka country.

I might be buying two new CRF125F big wheels this year.

T-Rex266 · May 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM

NWPirate said: ↑

Looks like a beautiful day in Tatonka country.

I might be buying two new CRF125F big wheels this year.
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1lowlife · May 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

yeah.

Even my wife commented on how cute the girl was, yet.....the nose ring ruined it.

it's compoundingly perplexing for it to be in Texas....how soon we forget.
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My wife and I do that too.
We asked our daughter what the appeal of the 'ring' is, she doesn't wear one, and she didn't have an answer.
She has worn a small stud in the past, but never a septum ring that we know of.

But it sure isn't attractive by any means.

1lowlife · May 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM

Tripleconpanna said: ↑

First of all... why no pics???

Secondly, you clearly missed the point of the nose ring... It has nothing to do w/appeasing your visual preferences. It's about control and the surrendering of said control to someone she trusts.

Instead of seeing it as something that is detrimental to her appearance, you really need to explore the physicalities of what she is offering...

The ring is simply a tethering point to attach whatever device you choose to 'manipulate' her with to her body...

Now, crank your garage stereo and conjure some blissful images of guiding that young lady through this stage of her life, and then report back!!!!
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No, it's because every other idiot is doing it.
You're giving these attention-seeking yutes way too much credit for self-thought and individuality.

It's time for another round of pain pills.
I'll see y'all on the other side...

Cpl_Punishment · May 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM

The one I don't get is those huge fake nails. How do you function in your day to day life with those?

We had an intern with fake fingernails. She was a great employee and I recommended that we hire her back permanently but I can't see those staying long once she's back.

Blue Thunder · May 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM

GODZILLA said: ↑

Pulled the ST out of storage and put like 10 miles on her. Would have been more, but it was a sudden opportunity and so I was just in shorts. Didn't feel right riding a bunch more than that.

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Single man value pack right there…

nobodyintexas · May 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM

Door dash and similar

who, in their right mind, would allow strangers to deliver your fast food?

That is just crazy and irresponsible

More power to y’all that use that service

and have enough money to pay a huge premium for Burger King

We just ate at cane’s chicken and saw 4 door dash pickups

LarryDangerfield · May 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

Door dash and similar

who, in their right mind, would allow strangers to deliver your fast food?

That is just crazy and irresponsible

More power to y’all that use that service

and have enough money to pay a huge premium for Burger King

We just ate at cane’s chicken and saw 4 door dash pickups
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It's no different than getting pizza delivered. There's many times where it's nice. A few examples are when you are sick and don't feel well enough to leave the house, when you are inebriated and are a responsible human being that won't drive drunk, if you had an extremely long day and you want to have food ready to eat immediately when you get home, or if the weather is really bad out and you don't feel like leaving the house because it's so cold or so hot or raining etc. You definitely are paying a premium for convenience and it's not wise to do it all the time, but definitely comes in clutch sometimes.

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