Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I can't wait to see a photo of @Azblue with all this on his flat top.

 

Damn. I'm crabby for you.

 

I guess it's because I don't prefer to give my location to anyone who wants to see it once I leave customs.

 

Oh, is that your excuse? You crabby old bastard.

 

Let's be real. I'm an asshole, not a crabby old bastard.

 

Me too! It's how I am so capable at talking chit. It comes naturally.


Isn't it late for you, or are you a night owl?

 

RAS is my next week project.

If you feel a sudden catastrophic drop in the universal availability of cuss words...that will be me - using them all up.

 

You sound like me trying anything remotely handy or mechanic related.

 

Have yall seen that YouTube channel called the chit show

Funny videos of people loading boats on a busy ramp

that will be me Monday

taking the boat out to go get detailed. It’s never been waxed/detailed since we bought it …in 2 years

I’ve put the boat on the trailer, but never drove the truck

so I enlisted the help of our trucker buddy

he has a 25 gmc Denali 2500 oil burner

I’m not ready to attempt to break the tundra just yet

maybe after I put the RAS on.

boat and trailer is right at 9500lbs

——-

Another bad item is- my tune allows about 6psi before it goes to PE. Not good for towing heavy loads. I’m in line for a tune adj.

 

For @GODZILLA (sorry a little late in the day)...

Target acquired...


Also for @GODZILLA

 

How else are they going to tempt you into a trade?

 

They are very focused on whatever is outside the truck. Lol

 

Cat running around...

Although our damn bear is back... I was outside early in the night moving a few things around in the truck and heard a trash can thump across the street. That usually is just neighbors throwing some shit away or a cat jumping in and out of one left open, but nope!!!! Freakin' black bear is back crusin' the neighborhood for snacks

Freakin' things are kinda funny cuz they don't even try to hide in the darkness or anything. They just saunter down the middle of the road (street lights and all) like they own the place...

 

Damn neighbors with their giant oleanders are freakin' killing me

It's gonna be the (3) Bs tonight...

Beer
Benedryl
Bed

Edit: Oh crap, almost forgot the most important 'B' Make that (4) Bs

Beer
Benedryl
BJ
Bed

 

You should buy one.

 

Right? So hawt. It even comes in MGM. Buy one.

 

Sounds like a bear that needs shot.

 

It looks somewhat like a GT-R in style and size...

What is that?

 

Lexus RCF

 

Sexy AF... glad I cannot buy one

 

ehh... I try to be accommodating to creatures. He's a bit of nuisance at times w/the trashcan crap, but if folks simply don't put their cans out till the morning of pickup they will generally move on...

Allegedly, he's currently being tracked by ODFW and has a 'route' that's about 8 miles in diameter that he seems to cover each week looking for food.

We had a mom bear a few years ago that had cubs and that got a little dicey every once in a while when the cubs were exploring, cuz you didn't always see mom but knew she was hiding around the corner close by (and watching)....

Mom got killed on the 101 several months later, someone a few streets over ended up shooting one of the cubs a few months after that, and then the last young bear (who was at the time probably a late teen early adult in bear years ) ended up getting too bold and wandered into someone's garage and ended up getting shot...

I feel bad cuz they don't know any better. With that being said, they are dangerous, and you've got to be aware and careful at times...

but they are far less of a nuisance than a lot of people and still better to deal with than rattle snakes, tarantula hawks, scorpions, and fire ants

 

Did you microwave this too?

 

You’ve owned a Subaru, so that box is checked. But you need to be approaching 50 with a bad attitude before you fully qualify to own a Lexus

 

Both. I am happily both

 

That bear prob has a drivers license, voter registration and free legal defense…

 

Speaking of breakfast... what happened to @nobodyintexas wagyu??

Did I miss a follow up post on that???

 

You need to settle TF down a bit...

and yes, they do have free legal defense (ODFW)

I'm guessing they probably have a different political stance than most out here

Nothing and I mean nothing is worse than WA drivers