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  1. Apr 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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    Friend: I need some advice

    Me (soaking up a water spill with my sock): You've come to the right person
     
    T-Rex266, Apr 19, 2025
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    Yes indeed. Only difference is we bake prosciutto until crispy and use that instead of bacon.

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    OldGuy03, Apr 19, 2025
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    Forgot to post this, this am. About 10" from Friday's storm total.

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    OldGuy03, Apr 19, 2025
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    :rolleyes: I bet you tell all the girls that.
     
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  5. Apr 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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    “Unfortunately with a full rebuild
    Of the brand, the website was fully rebuilt and currently is in process of being rebuilt.
    The new vehicle modules are giving the guy working on it some grief, I’ll submit a ticket now.
    Lmk if he needs something specific.
    It get frustrating at times thats for sure.”
     
    T-Rex266, Apr 19, 2025
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  6. Apr 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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    Wait, what? Rebuild of the brand?
     
    GODZILLA, Apr 19, 2025
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  7. Apr 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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    Yes. Original ownership went back in after the new owner was tanking it.
     
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  8. Apr 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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    Ooooooh. I see. I was thinking Original owners sold it, which apparently they did, but that it was under new ownership. Those kinds of changes scare me, and apparently the new ones couldn't manage it either.
     
    GODZILLA, Apr 19, 2025
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  9. Apr 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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    They tanked it…quickly. Everyone who was a solid employee began leaving. In order to save it, they had to come back, and then the solid employees also came back.
     
    T-Rex266, Apr 19, 2025
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  10. Apr 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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    Well that's awesome that they were willing to. They built a solid reputation and it'd suck to watch somebody else sink it.
     
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  11. Apr 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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    Yep it was hard even for the original owner (friend of mine) to see his brand sink
     
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  12. Apr 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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    You just wait
    Funyuns are disgusting
     
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    I used to just joke about your weird food choices, but now I hate you. Funyuns are the greatest snack food ever invented and you are dead to me.
     
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    Incorrect.
     
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    You just wait
    I just tried some again to make sure, and they legitimately went straight in the trash and they did not collect $200
     
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    The amazing thing is how you can be so utterly confident when you are so utterly wrong. It's kinda impressive actually.
     
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    My brother from another mother!

    Yes…
     
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    What was I saying about property maintenance??

    :annoyed:

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    :eek2: WTF you got going on there?
     
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    What's a funyun?
     
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    You need to turn that valve at the bottom. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
     
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    It's fun.
     
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    My main 4" irrigation valve seized up.
     
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    It's a never ending rabbit hole. Looks like a shitty Saturday though.
     
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    No, I imagine a shitty Saturday would have been if it was a septic tank rather than irrigation.
     
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    Cuz you buried it in the permafrost!?
     
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