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  1. Apr 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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    Over medium, please. I don't like the snot-like texture of the whites when they aren't fully cooked, but I like a runny yolk.


    Also, you can keep your spinach, Popeye. I'll take mushrooms instead.
     
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    Covered in sausage gravy with a couple over easy eggs on top
    Otherwise biscuits are nasty
     
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    Big plans tonight

     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    You're supposed to dip in soy sauce.
     
    JMB, Apr 18, 2025
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  6. Apr 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My mom used to make ham biscuits when I was a kid. We'd top them with cheese sauce and ketchup.
     
    Cpl_Punishment, Apr 18, 2025
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  7. Apr 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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    This is like eel sauce, only better.
     
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    So fishing all night with that bait and trying to unclog the sink?
     
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    Exactly, who doesn't like biscuits and gravy?
     
    Azblue, Apr 18, 2025
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  10. Apr 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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    *shkt*shhhkt* Paging @LarryDangerfield to LIVE for controversial and wrong opinions. Paging @LarryDangerfield *shhkt*
     
    GODZILLA, Apr 18, 2025
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    So you got a spicy drink and some bait.
     
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  13. Apr 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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    Biscuits and gravy are delicious
     
    LarryDangerfield, Apr 18, 2025
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    I retract my previous statement. Never happened, fake news.
     
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  15. Apr 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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    Well, crap. He can't respond in here because he's too new.
     
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    Just to piss y'all off, yes it's well done and yes, that's A1.



    20250418_185027.jpg
     
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  17. Apr 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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    Just eat chicken, you steak hating bastard.
     
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    What rule is that, never heard of that one? :notsure:
     
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    He said he tried to and got a message that his account isn't 30 days old.
     
    GODZILLA, Apr 18, 2025
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    What do you mean? He can post
     
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    Did he try posting in FS by mistake?
     
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    He said he tried here, but he's 300 miles away. Not like I can check his homework. Lol
     
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    It’s getting fixed. Only if Adam recalls his statement in my sig quote
     
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    Na, I preemptively reply banned him. Do you really think having @GODZILLA 's friend in here is a good idea? I mean. think about it.
     
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    Stop
     
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    What? That I don't care for BJs?
     
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    Might as well throw a work boot on that plate. :annoyed:
     
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    Yes

    No
     
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    And yes and yes
     
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