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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Truth.
     
  2. Apr 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Oh god, a duet song in the works.....
     
  3. Apr 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I'm not bragging about knowing one either. I'm saying I know one who makes real sushi. In CO.
     
  4. Apr 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Bold assumption given that you know precisely nothing about me other than the state in which I reside.
     
  5. Apr 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  6. Apr 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    How dare he right? Gotta say, the wolf is on the prowl tonight. I'm suspecting someone shit in his Wheaties. As @nobodyintexas would say. He's rather lathered up.
     
  7. Apr 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  8. Apr 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Anyone....


    :tumbleweed:
     
  9. Apr 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Who says you get a channel?
     
  10. Apr 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's the internet and it's 2025... we are all entitled to have a channel, a brand, an opinion, and influence :D
     
  11. Apr 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
    OldGuy03

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    I'd say go for it. Do we get a teaser for free before we sign any contracts?
     
  12. Apr 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No contracts needed... Just head on over to my Patreon :cool:
     
  13. Apr 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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    Waiting for link...
     
  14. Apr 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  15. Apr 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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  16. Apr 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    That s some 'behind the scenes' stuff, right there..:eek::cool:
     
  17. Apr 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
    GODZILLA

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    He's got a tab open for each of us, just waiting to ban at a moment's notice. Mad with power.
     
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  18. Apr 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    No

    That don't even make sense.
     
  19. Apr 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Elaborate.
     
  20. Apr 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    basing it off the income of the neighborhood would be .....weird.

    either the state/local commies know your income level....which apparently they do....or they don't.

    guessing is not a legal game the commies like to play.

    and I guess, it's due to state income tax. they know.

    and they are using that...what you thought was confidential....information to zap your ass.

    just awful.

    now, if I go to that God forsaken state, how will they ding me....lemme guess...I get the max....because.


    imagine what else they will base that on.

    it's simply redistribution of wealth.

    and the surfs & plebs will vote for that shit ALL DAY LONG.
     
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  21. Apr 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
    GODZILLA

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    IDK. The sloppiness of an area based on a plate seems to fit much better with the uselessness of guberment employees than does the precision of your specific tax info.
     
  22. Apr 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    sushi:
    y'all can eat that crap all day long...hell, I may even join you.


    raw oysters:
    This is the stupidest thing in the entire culinary world.
    Having grown up in Galveston....Oysters are the shittiest/nastiest thing to eat ever.

    EVER

    it's a ball of mucus surrounded by a coating of botulism.


    I've had 3 friends almost die from eating that shit.



    cannon fodder: a recent study in Galveston looked at the origins of all the seafood.

    it was all foreign. mostly Sysco china shit.

    there was only 3 restaurants that used fresh Galveston shrimp. Gaido's being one of them



    making me remember those Snapper trips out to the old oil rigs.

    now, that was fresh. and Gulf Snapper is my favorite. Blackened please.
     
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  23. Apr 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    As someone who lives almost an equal distance away from both oceans and also is an hour away from the closest city of 50,000, I have to imagine the quality of my sushi is at least a little worse than most people's lol. Also, I try to make sure I give all food at least one shot but oysters are simply a no go.
     
  24. Apr 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    if an entity is going to levy a fine, it's going to have to be based on legal, accurate data.

    Them having access to state income tax roles seems to make the most sense.

    take San Diego....most of those folks are illegals or dual-citizen. gonna be tough to pull income data on those folks.

    the more I ponder this topic, the more I convince myself it's just a gateway technique to further assess state funds/benefits based on income levels. much of them already are, yes.

    I'm thinking about everything outside those foul lines.


    let's see:

    loan financing
    mortgage qualifications
    prison terms
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  26. Apr 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I thought it was imaginary. How do you know your sushi wasn't AI generated?
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Who and who are what now?
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    This is the hill he's going to die on, it seems.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Omg, that question is like so yesterday.

    Also…yes
     
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