Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

You need to stop smoking weed

 

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

 

No thanks.

 

Not sure what's happening here.
Do I dare to care, beware.
Smelly feet.

 

In the future, you've got to do that shit in person. So, she calls... You answer, and then once you've identified that it's her, simply say you're in your vehicle and will probably lose signal, so you'll swing by on your way through town and pop in to chat...

Then, dress nice, but not like you're trying too hard; go in; handle business; then casually ask if she'd like to grab a coffee w/you...

easy
peazy
lemon squeezy

or at least go in and have some fun w/it...

Conclude business, and as you've turned away from her and are in the process of walking out, simply turn back before you reach her door (yes I paid attention she has an office) and say....

'Hey, you interested in going out for a pizza and a fuck???'

When she says, 'No... WTH is wrong w/you'?? (which she WILL do)

Reply w/a somewhat confused demeanor... 'What's a matter... You DON'T like pizza"???

Trust me, she'll scoff, and you'll drop it right there, turn around and 'stroll' out.... (DO NOT appear defeated at this point and don't look back)!!!!

Once she's over the intitial shock of the whole thing, she'll process what was said, realize you actually have a sense of humor (which you do), and probably call you back within a day or two

 

See, everyone... That's how it's done!!!!

 

Bout time anyhow.

 

100% has worked before.

 

I have your new thread title


Hike who's for you folks
Thoughts of live verbal vomit
For entertainment

 

More than once...

and always on someone that was older than me

 

@LarryDangerfield

Remember 'teaser' dates, coffee dates, etc. are always less intrusive, and allows the other person to feel like they have a quick out if things aren't going well or there's no chemistry.

Like this...

the transaction or business finishes, and then simply say... 'I appreciate your help (or your attention to detail), can I buy you a cup of coffee'?

Super easy ask, w/no pressure on her part. If she's really not into you at all, she says no... If she's curious, she'll go, but doesn't have the pressure of a full dinner w/'expectations' at the end... She knows if there's no vibe happening, she enjoys her coffee, has brief conversation and then excuses herself to get back to work... If she's enjoying your company and seems relaxed and not 'hurried', then simply ask if it would be okay for you to call her sometime outside of 'work'... again less intrusive on the committment to dinner, etc. and gives her a chance to have a conversation or two w/you before committing to dinner...

Do not use the Pizza line w/the above tactic... it's either/or!!! I'd save the pizza line for the ones that are blowing you off and acting like they are out of your league. Shock factor and some bold confidence can reel a few in that way Plus, you never know where it goes from there!!

Most chicks w/an attitude are caught off-guard by the Pizza approach and it's entertaining to watch the shock and their subsequent reaction to it

 

No matter the outcome, proud of you Tyler. No Guts, no Glory.

 

To be clear, my thought here was it you switch banks then you won't be a client of hers any more and she'll be free to date you.

 

man, you sure do a fine job with spacing.

1375 internet points.

 

<scratching in notepad>
if I ever get divorced, get tips from @Tripleconpanna.

 

Tremendous couple of pages to read through this morning.

I remember back to the days of dating, I was pretty shit at asking ladies out. A friend of mine said that he used to ask girls out at Target, they're already there getting shit they don't need, might as well tack on a date to it as well lol.

 

Now I know why my wife is so sad about Target closing here...

 

Bring that pizza in to the banker lady, show her what she's missing out on..

 

"Look how much damage 4" can do."

 

This is the kinda crap that's gonna force me back to emoji only replys