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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    They are predators and predators evolve...
     
  2. Mar 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Here kitty, kitty....
     
  3. Mar 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Great :facepalm:

    Let's have an untrained, uncaring dog owner add electricity to the problem :mad:

    E-Collars are fine and can be a great tool. However, if he's already not working with the dog on other issues, just throwing a collar on the dog won't fix shit long term. Plus, the dog will quickly figure out how to 'bark around the collar' or it will become conditioned to the correction and develop an indifference to stimulus...

    Sorry, not my problem; rant over!!! :anonymous:
     
  4. Mar 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :eek:

    Seriously???? This is freakin' awesome :yes:


    PS>>> I think you might be my dad, from back in HS or some point early on in your life :D
     
  5. Mar 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Sounds like a him problem. Idc as long as it stops barking at the wind
     
  6. Mar 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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    I'll take that as a compliment. :thumbsup:
     
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  7. Mar 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    As you should :fistbump:


    PS>>> You need my DOB or SOC for the will... :evil:
     
  8. Mar 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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    This is so awesome. That's kind of car I would want to drive with a beer in hand. Yet I know that would be very difficult.
     
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  9. Mar 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    He's already dumped you once. Doubt he cares.
     
  10. Mar 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    :smash:

    :rant:
     
  11. Mar 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
    TILLY

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    I'm worried once I die, nobody will realize the history a car like this really has, and it will go to the State to be junked. Rather have someone enjoy it. :thumbsup:
     
  12. Mar 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    How long have you owned it or had it in your family??

    I'm sure we'd all love to hear some of the story behind it...

    Million times better than dad jokes and IPAs!!!

    PS>>> I'll probably need some driving lessons or at least some supervised wheel time in that gorgeous creature before 'the handoff' :hattip:

    All jokes aside, there's got to be someone w/in your family that would properly honor and appreicate how well you've cared for and maintained that incredible piece of history.
     
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  13. Mar 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    it's nice knowing I'm not the only one with neighbor problems.

    for a short minute, I was beginning to think it was just self infliction caused by my general demeanor.
     
  14. Mar 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    I'll second this motion.

    I would enjoy the story as well. :)
     
  15. Mar 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  16. Mar 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    This is necessary in Houston.

    offensive driving.
     
  17. Mar 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    WITAF is that supposed to be for? Just indiscriminate ramming, or?
    Running "blocker" for Snowman on the way to pick up Coors?
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  19. Mar 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    you win.
     
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    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    It’s just a platform to stand on when you have to work in the engine bay. Since it’s a Ford it’s a very common occurrence
     
  21. Mar 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Meth?

    18 y/o welder apprentice?
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Re: Amazon.

    EVERY damn time I log in...it has shit on the "you might need" list that......well....yes, I might need.


    Diabolical.
     
  23. Mar 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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    So.... it's a beauty enhancement?
     
  24. Mar 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :ohsnap:

    I just lost about 1.5 ounces of bourbon through my nose :bananadead:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Man... I simply don't understand how everyone in this group can be so negative...

    Maybe, it's a father who wants a comfortable place to sit when he pulls up to watch his kids' play baseball; or maybe the family pulls head on up to the lake or river and they fish, dive, and throw rocks off that bumper :notsure:
    It just saddens me that everyone here assumes the worst in others before giving them the benefit of the doubt :crapstorm:
     
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    I've been careless with my water intake, or lack thereof, and I think I'm just starting to get the kidney stone pains. :goingcrazy::help:
     
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    You just wait
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    If it doesn't get any worse, I'll be ok. Really hoping it doesn't get any worse.
     
  29. Mar 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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    :fingerscrossed:
     
  30. Mar 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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    How long have you had the car? Did you restore it?
     
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