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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
    Florida AF

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    Meh, mine quite a long time ago
     
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Close..

    but I wouldnt add a question mark, I would just show up with a handle sayings... "Lets fucking goo"
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Uhh...



    Beavis what.jpg
     
  5. Mar 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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    You could have it switch too and have it say "Lets goo Fucking"
    Matches the text both ways.
     
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    So mountain lions in our area has been kind of a big thing for several years. There is a lot of awareness now because people have cameras all over and they are getting great footage of these cats roaming around. Add to that a few miles from my house two young men, which were brothers, were attacked last year and the cat ended up killing one of them. It's a big deal right now. Then my dad just sent me this. It's a picture from his neighbors house. The cat was trying to get in to the house through a pet door. Pretty unheard of behavior.

    mountain lion.jpg
     
  9. Mar 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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    We have a lot of cat activity here as well, but that's not something I've seen though. Maybe it's just looking for some belly rubs. :eek:
     
  10. Mar 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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    Apparently Juan is mad at Pepe for not having his language as the second language being used in a local bathroom.

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    T-Rex266

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    Jesus fuck nope. There’s a .556 I have waiting for it to come in. NOPE. NO. HELL NO. FUCK NO. STILL NOPE
     
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    And of course they're protected in CA, so you can't kill them. But this one has it's days numbered for sure. There have been 8 sheep and 1 dog killed in the last two weeks in my dads area. Now this. The county trapper should have no problem getting a depredation permit to dispatch this one.
     
  13. Mar 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
    T-Rex266

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    It’s not protected if it’s attacking you, your dog, or inside the home, correct?
     
  14. Mar 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
    IMXPLRN

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    That is correct. But, you'll never shoot it if it's attacking you. We have a saying around here. "SSS" Shoot, shovel, shutup
     
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    My neighbor is driving me / my family nuts. They got a dog (forget the kind..like a husky but much bigger) a few years back. They intended on selling their home, and moving to Kansas or something where the dog could roam free on land.
    Well, they never sold and she took off leaving him with the five kids ..prob has 90% custody or so from what I have seen. I feel for the guy, I do. I’ve been plenty patient with him and the dog. I’ve given him recommendations of bark collars. I’ve texted him asking him to bring the dog inside. All of which he is compliant with. Hell, I even made a note that said we have a newborn and would appreciate the dog going inside (that way, it shows it’s not just us bitching). Last night it was non-stop, again. So I stepped it up and suggested he give it to his ex-wife (or whatever she is now) where it can roam and bark at will, or get a bark collar. He didn’t like the ex wife part (too bad) but brought the dog inside. I’m just fed up with it.
    Add more fuel: He had a water softener installed last year and it would drain onto the front of our sidewalk. No big deal, until it’s winter and it’s a fucking ice rink. Each, and every time I text him, and I’m out there with a shovel breaking it up because it’s in front of my house. He would say contractor abc is gonna look at it, blah blah blah and offer to apply salt lol. I think it’s finally fixed as a couple of weeks ago, but time will tell.
     
  16. Mar 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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    And again asked him to bring it inside (I think he did)

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    Alaskan Malamute?
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    When I saw the picture I audibly said fuck that lol. And then my next thought was exactly what you said with the triple s's.
     
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    When my dad sent me the text I said the same thing. I know back in November we had one on our roof. That's another story for another time though.
     
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    That coincides with the third s I assume.
     
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    Actually no. I just don't have time to type the whole thing out right now.
     
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    Update: He took a suggestion and texted me he went out and purchased an anti bark collar
     
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    Maybe..I’ll have to try and get a pic of the dog next time I see it outback
     
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    You just wait
    Hopefully it's not the same one my aunt got about 5 years ago. Her dog just powered through that thing lol! It was one that would spray every time he barked and pretty soon he was soaking wet on his neck and chest cuz he just kept barking
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    "Shoot, skin, MakeARug, shovel, shutup"
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    If you have a common fence between you and the neighbor, go out and kick the fence as you're calling the non-emergency police number, and get that dude a ticket.

    Edit: Saw your follow-up. Congrats.
     
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    Haha he’s like jokes on you, I like the water
     
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    Started working on my taxes tonight. I might need something stronger than Miller Lite for this. :annoyed: :frusty:
     
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    Just realized my old Ford turned a 100 this year, need to take her for a run once it warms up a little. :eek2: :hbd: :burnrubber:

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