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nanny. Because it's so hard to be able to raise your own kids. The level of FU money is endless.

 

So you'll be 30? Yep, time to get those finances in order.

 

.....https://macksdogwastecleanup.com/dog-poop-clean-up/co/alamosa-county/dog-poop-clean-up

 

Tiger Blood baby!

 

It's quite amazing what important topics we discus here......

 

We should have a poll to find out what the most important topic of the last 12 months has been. Hookers and blow, guns, beer, hot nurses, dog poop services, auto detailing, food, shoulder replacements, shitty neighbors, blow jobs... What else you got?








oh, yeah, and maybe trucks.

 

One last note about people spending money for things they could easily do for themselves. Now this isn't a legal business but they are many that will do almost anything for some dough.

murder for hire.

I'm not even amazed anymore. I mean, who wants to commit a heinous crime and include some else in it?

 

Amateurs.

 

Hats at the dinner table

Range suppressors

Flip flops

IPA



Which reminds me...

Apparently one of the trends I recently learned about in IPA's. Milkshake IPA. Yep, you read that right. Brewers are adding some level of lactose to make these "milkshakes." This is purely diabolical. And Re*****d.

Spacing intentional for we know who...

 

100%

 

of note:

I spend most of my business day doing adult shit and conversing on boring important topics.


I come here for the other stuff.




It's a meditation.

 

reported.


with prejudice

 

I used to drink IPA's when I was drinking. I don't think I would even try one of these. If I wanted to drink baby burp bubbles, I'd consider it though.

 

I know it's not an IPA but....
Equally diabolical and heinous in my book:
Our local brewery puts this stuff out:
https://www.waconiabrewing.com/our-beers/chocolate-peanut-butter-porter/

I'm sure it appeals to someone, but I can't imagine why anyone would want beer to taste like a Reese's.

In their defense, the rest of the brews they put out aren't too bad.

 

IMO, Brewers go overboard with porters. KISS is usually better when it comes to flavors someone wants in their beer. Kinda like butter popcorn vodka. What in the hell is that?

 

Here is our local guy.
Pet Poop Scooping in Forney, TX



I would never hire someone to do this.
I do our yard once a week, but every few days since I've been stuck at home.

Wife says I should do this when I retire..

 

I remember years ago when I saw a drug ad on TV for this exact issue.
I thought instead of fixing the problem, this simply enables the drug abusers..



I think drug company ads on TV should be banned like cigarettes were in 1971.
Seems like it would reduce the cost of drugs if they cut the advertising budget..

 

Beer.


The ingredients are:
water
grain(s)
yeast
hops


These are finite.

If you add anything else, you ain't drinkin' beer.

You are drinkin' a nancy-boy abomination of beer.



remember Zima?

 

Me and my fake id around 90-91 sure do.

 

There used to be an interesting documentary on Netflix about the sugar industry. It talked about how they are basically on the same level as tobacco companies trying to hide the health effects of sugar. It was a pretty sweet show

 

I'm going to have to pass on IPA milkshake. Double IPA milkshake....

 

Still no. Im reaching for this if I want something high proof.