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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Pardon him he works in... ugh... the "trades."
     
  2. Mar 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Meh.. I've drank a lot of wine and been to several wineries. Never heard the term :confused:
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  3. Mar 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Imagine making a living with your hands like some sort of savage......
     
  4. Mar 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    You talking about your side gig hooking down on the corner?
     
  5. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Crazy, right!?
     
  6. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Not going to make much doing that if all he's using is his hands.
     
  7. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    AZBlue - Soup smeller.
     
  8. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    I still have a couple of cans of that grilled cheese flavored tomato soup. Might have to have that tonight.
     
  9. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :puke:
     
  10. Mar 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    T shirt weather here today.

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  11. Mar 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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  12. Mar 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Definitely time to dig the flips out.

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Unbelievably warm and nice here tooIMG_5869.jpg
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Anyone have a connection with Old Spice or similar deodorant company? I am at a robotics competition and the boys are phuking rank. Think a deodorant co. needs to step up and sponsor First Robotics nationally.
     
  15. Mar 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Beats a desk job for satisfaction any day.
     
  16. Mar 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Nerds.
     
  17. Mar 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yeah. As far as the eye can see. Great F to M ratio too and the boys are missing all of it. There’s more flirting at a church function.
     
  18. Mar 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    My view with dinner on the tailgate IMG_5870.jpg
     
  19. Mar 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    If they smell that bad, it's not like they have a chance anyways.
     
  20. Mar 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    To be fair the ladies could smell too
     
  21. Mar 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    This is true.

    Seems quite often the young gals seem to pour on the perfume. It takes them a while to learn more is not better.
     
  22. Mar 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
    T-Rex266

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    15 min foot massage and 15 min neck/shoulder massage. Idk how these small girls weighing 110lbs or so can do this all the time
     
  23. Mar 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    They're not girls.
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I saw this today so now you have to..:eek2::rolleyes:
    Taking being a shill to new heights, or lows..:cool:

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  25. Mar 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Oh this one was. Decently cute too
    No pix tho :(
     
  26. Mar 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:
     
  27. Mar 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Poor dog does not want to be there.


    Also.. I thought Ellen didn't like wiener??
     
  28. Mar 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Got A&W for dinner tonight. Two coupons and it was still $60 for the 5 of us.
     
  29. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  30. Mar 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Was looking for an empy flash drive to do a software update on the Pro, and what I thought was empty turned out to have a bunch of old Rudy pics...

    I call this one, "4uck You, I'm taking my Malinois and going home"...

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    He loved jumping up and into me after certain training exercises!!! I still miss him... :(
     
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