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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Daughters best friend (super sweet, innocent, great student, never kissed a boy, straight edge) doesn’t have a dash cam in her car. Don’t think stepdad is much involved or doesn’t know much.
    Our daughter told her to drop her car off at our house. She didn’t even question why lol. She came over, spoke with her and said why she should have one and I went ahead and purchased it and will install it. She about broke into tears.
    Took a few hours, but front and rear dash cam are done.
    She’s our favorite friend of our daughters and I’m sure they’ll continue to be super close as they grow.

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  2. Feb 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    That's awesome of you.
     
  3. Feb 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    You are a great dude.

    Thanks for the reminder too, I need to get one installed in reach of my rigs still
     
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  4. Feb 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    She really is a good kid. Total church girl, despite our daughter (and I) being atheists. She doesn’t hold any judgment. She’s the one our daughter can call on at anytime, day or night and she would be there. She deserves it. I told her to consider it part of her bday/graduation gift (her bday is on senior graduation day)
     
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  5. Feb 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Solid move.
    Nice work buddy :bowdown:
     
  6. Feb 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Heading to get that oral surgery in a couple of hours. Not looking forward to it or having to eat soup for a month and a half, but I do get to try that new fentanyl stuff that everybody loves so much nowadays.
     
  7. Feb 28, 2025 at 8:01 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Good luck brother. I hope the procedure goes well for you.

    I’m currently in a waiting room to get my blood drawn…:eek2:
     
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  8. Feb 28, 2025 at 8:58 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Just had my nuts checked this morning... fun times for all! :goingcrazy:
     
  9. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Thanks man, hope your results are good.



    At least it wasn't a prostate check.
     
  10. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Better hearing the doc say "cough" over "your going to feel slight pressure."

    when I was a teen my mother gave me the best advice. Choose a woman with small hands for your family practitioner.
     
  11. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Been there before
     
  12. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I've been nibbling on hydrocodone for 6 weeks, that's why I haven't had a beer since my shoulder surgery..:eek2:
    Just think of all the money you're gonna save on beer for a few weeks..:thumbsup:

    If it gets bad, ice it for 20 minutes on and off...
     
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  13. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    You think that's fun, just wait until you reach colonoscopy age.
     
  14. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    We're not supposed to enjoy those?:confused:
    Wait a minute........:eek:

     
  15. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Got a lumbar puncture this morning in pursuit of information about what's fv(k!ng up my head. It's an unfriendly process - nothing I advise doing as a party game - but I won't have PTSD. And the pressure inside my spinal column (so, skull) is normal, which means the whole thing might have been for naught for diagnosis value. The fluid itself will get analyzed for bugs, protein, glucose, etc., but my symptoms suggest intracranial hypertension, which based on the lumbar puncture pressure test may not be the case.
     
  16. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I'm hoping to avoid those if I can. I have, unfortunately, had shit in the past that resulted in many Oxy scripts, and I really don't like that type of med. I have some of that new "natural" stuff that we can buy now in the fridge that is for pain and sleep. I'll try it tonight and if it works go get more, or send the wife to do so.
     
  17. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    My favorite prostate exam joke...

    upload_2025-2-28_11-20-15.png

    And yet here we are.
     
  18. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Good luck…

    Remember, gummie first and then soup.
     
  19. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
    Azblue

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    Good call. Actually got a drink instead of gummies. The helpful "pharmacist" thought it would be better due to the dental work.
     
  20. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Does this happen to anyone else?
    I type words and I know I'm typing them correctly, but the computer, or phone, changes it to something else?
    I've had to go back and edit 40% of my posts after rereading them..:thumbsup:

    One of my last posts, the word was 'beer' it came out as 'been'.
    The r and the n are nowhere near each other on the keyboard.

    I think it's a conspiracy to make me think I'm losing my mind..:eek:
     
  21. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    It's kind of making Freudian slips on your behalf. The biggest Freudian slip I ever made was at the breakfast table one morning when I was married to my first wife. What I intended to say was 'could you please pass the salt', but what accidentally came out was 'You've ruined my life you worthless bitch.'

    Silly me.
     
  22. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:33 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I literally LOLed..
     
  23. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
    Azblue

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlCD5CYAcU
     
  24. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I think spell check automatically changes words to the more commonly used words. Gave is a great example. I know I typed gave correctly in hundreds of texts. Yet spell check got me, and automatically changed it to have. As much as I hate spell check, I am also a terrible speller. FML.
     
  25. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    After dental work, my wife usually advises Tylenol and Advil.
     
  26. Feb 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Gave another been and it will make more sense.
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    2 kids,1 adult $40 to get in 2 popcorn ,2 drinks, 3 small boxes candy $50+ :facepalm: No wonder I haven’t been to the movies in years
     
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    And whiskey.
     
  29. Feb 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I won $60 on a scratch off tonight so you could say I'm a professional gambler
     
  30. Feb 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ya we bring our own stuff (except popcorn) if we go
     

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