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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  2. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Reminds me of high school days when half way thru the stereo instal
     
  3. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    I have learned that it is best for me to not engage directly in these situations. If I get involved I will make things worse instead of de-escalating. It's better to let the onsite property manager or police handle it depending on how severe things are. I usually just leave it alone 99% of the time. This apartment complex is actually very quiet compared to other places I have lived.

    More than anything, I miss having my own house and having enough space to not even hear the neighbors...
     
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  4. Feb 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  5. Feb 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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  6. Feb 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I called the police (non-emergency line) on my neighbor the other night. I'm across the street, and I could hear the music in my bedroom after 10pm. No muss, no fuss, and the music stopped.

    Also, I'd blamed it on the teenaged boys, but my wife came home the other evening and said the dad was sitting in his Mustang (mid-life crisis car) listening to the stereo (after dark, but earlier than 10pm). I'm guessing something's going on inside that he'd want to be out in his car late at night...
     
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  7. Feb 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  8. Feb 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Big red flag for me-
    People that get super into Groundhogs Day
     
  9. Feb 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    They should have wrapped it up and been banging long before 3..
     
  10. Feb 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Life tip- you cannot help someone who absolutely refuses to help themself, no matter how severe it is.
     
  11. Feb 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
    Tunrod

    Tunrod New Member

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Only 6 more weeks of winter sounds great. Sign me up for that.
     
  13. Feb 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    and I have the worst luck helping people that didn’t request help
     
  14. Feb 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Culligan is a pita company.
     
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  15. Feb 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I thought they just sold water.. :monocle:
     
  16. Feb 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I just wish we could cancel summer.
     
  17. Feb 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I am a firm believer that my raccoons read this forum

    as they have not been seen in a few days.
     
  18. Feb 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    There is the summer season in most of the United States which equates to surface of the sun season in Arizona...:p

    The river otter scared them off...
     
  19. Feb 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Let the Eastern bastards freeze in the dark.
     
  20. Feb 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :fistbump:
     
  21. Feb 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Tell @Outbound that snitches get stitches.
     
  22. Feb 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    I ain't said nothing.
     
  23. Feb 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I sure will be glad when this cone comes off, no more beat-up shins and calves..
    But then I have to touch up the paint on the walls of every corner of the hallway..

    upload_2025-2-1_13-59-0.jpg upload_2025-2-1_13-59-8.jpg

    We tried the pillow collar but he could still reach his rear paw and pulled the switches out.
    That was on the wife's watch....:eek2:

    upload_2025-2-1_14-0-58.jpg
     
  24. Feb 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I would have never believed it was possible

    but “someone” shut down USAID.


    It’s a good day
     
  25. Feb 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    And water filtration. no follow up... lots of money spent and I am not fixing their shit.
     
  26. Feb 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
    Azblue

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    Ordering some brake cleaner and oil for my generator at WalMart, decided to add some silicone lubricant for the slides on my travel trailer. Was a bit surprised at the categories that they have at WalMart now. Had no idea they now stock anal lube.


    Lube.png
     
  27. Feb 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yes. I actually had a 5 min convo with someone at work about the dirthog... mind numbing.
     
  28. Feb 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    But did you get the joke??

    One of you better have gotten it! :laugh:
     
  29. Feb 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep.
    :fistbump:
     
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  30. Feb 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I laughed.
     

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