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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
    Florida AF

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    I say go for it. I think we would be better as a whole if we spoke on it versus letting people not know how to talk about it.
     
  2. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Not here, not on this forum.
    I have the utmost respect for @Bob and his rules.
    We get away with a lot of stuff here in this htread, but I don't think that line is worth crossing...:thumbsup:

    I'm out.
    Gonna go watch some Landman episodes with Maverick..

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    Politics aren't allowed on the site. Mod discretion of course, but it's a 30 day ban for diving into it.
     
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    I'd guess the odds would be much better in the grocer's corner, on age alone.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    If the only thing I have in common with the people around me is that we all follow the news, why would I care about relating to them?
     
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    You've got to stop hiding your secret websites with these quotes from the Dali Lama. We need links to this kind of gold.
     
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    I personally loved todays episode!

    I think I knew that... so yeah... avoid for sure! not worth the ban.
     
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    Because it makes being a human more pleasant and fulfilling?
     
  10. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Better him than Gordon Lightfoot...
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No...
    Canned Tuna should taste like the OG canned tuna and nothing else... :stirthepot:


    Plus, it gives you a vessel for conflict when dealing w/annoying co-workers: Simply dump the used can and liquid in your advisary's trash can (late in the day), allow that crap to sit overnight, and then when he/she comes to work the next morning.... :puke:
     
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  12. Jan 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    All shiny and chrome
     
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    A Lower Ball Joint ?
     
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    Witness me.
     
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    Desert Dog Nobody rides for free

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    From what I've seen you hide behind more bullshit, then couch it all in 'human terms'. You're a fucking weasel.
     
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    I saw Gordon Lightfoot live in the 90's at Michigan State. We had found some wristbands that allowed us to get into the festival and thought "What the hell?!" It was an AMAZING concert.
     
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    I'm thinking w/everyone so 'pent up' it's not advisable for anyone in here to be 'edging' :rofl:
     
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    I speak around the topic to avoid a 30 day ban. Current events are relevant and discussed, but the forum rules don't allow political discussions or memes, etc. How does me following the rules make me a weasel? What is "couching it in human terms" exactly? I'm not sure I've had any interactions with you up to this point so the venom is perplexing. What did I say that you find horrible that was in any way not exactly what I said?
     
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    Be nice.
     
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    I was being nice :rofl:
     
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    About to get to act 3. Or as film nerds call it, the climax. :popcorn:
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Canned or pouched, it ain't real tuna.

    I asked my millennial daughter why millennials killed canned tuna, she said because it sucks. That's when I knew for sure she was my daughter. I already knew she wasn't the mailman's, the one we had at the time of her conception was black.

    I should add that she didn't taste canned tuna until she was four or five. We were at a wedding reception, she thought the tuna crackers had spoiled.

    Rookie, I was on night shift and me and a coworker both loved limberger and onion sandwiches. Limberger wrappers went in desk drawers, trash cans and other places they couldn't be found, in the drop ceiling was maybe the best.
     
  25. Jan 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Chill the fuck out Adam.:rolleyes:
    Social media is no place for the thin skinned ..:cool:
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Hey, cut me some slack... I thought it was pretty bold for a 17 year old part-timer (me) to even think about doing this to a guy in 40s that had over 20 years w/the company :poking:
     
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    I’m just gonna say this once..don’t put myself, or any of our active staff from this thread in a position where we are banning from this thread, or the site.
     
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