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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
    j-utah

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    DOGE is looking for full-time salaried positions for engineers and back-office functions like Human Resources. This seems like an opportunity for me, but I think eventually I’d be worried about the DOGE-DOGE.
     
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  2. Jan 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
    j-utah

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    I’d go out there and help rebuild. I’d need to find a place to stay, I’ve heard the tents are nice though.
     
  3. Jan 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I'll start doing that when you start doing it.:thumbsup:
    But we all know you are beyond capable of keeping your mouth shut on ANY topic whether you are asked about it or not.
    You truly are "THAT GUY".

    What happened to this guy?
    One day you can take a joke, the next day.....................

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Jan 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    In the near term. think we will be barraged with climate bullshit

    Which could have worked. But the new administration will tell the truth about weak people being In charge and the ramifications of such

    then, as you say, only a few homes get rebuilt

    the rest of the land becomes immigrant boxes/ apartment complex’s

    damn shame

    it will be a money grab for a certain party.
     
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  5. Jan 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    This is why I wear the ones I posted last night. Unlike a flop, the ones with straps function much like a regular shoe for everything you mentioned.
     
  6. Jan 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :facepalm:
     
  8. Jan 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
    WAtundra4x4

    WAtundra4x4 Retired from active retirement.

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    I was just in Maui last month. It’s a slow progress. As mentioned, new building code over the years will add to expens. One problem they had is the infrastructure, water and electricity have to be redone in the worst areas. Just the removal of all the toxic residues is going to be a problem. I also see them changing the road requirements for better access, That’s the 1 mile overview. I’m sure the building permits are going to be a nightmare.


    C
     
  9. Jan 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
    OldGuy03

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    the sandals are fine. It's the toenails that scare me.

    And here I am thinking gay was wearing things for decor instead of function...


    Keens don't have good wet traction. Astral is your brand for water. They use a climbing shoe sole that have the best wet traction.

    I used to be a big time Chaco guy for the river. But once they started making their soles in house and ditched using vibriam I lost my interest.
     
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  10. Jan 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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    Facts.
     
  11. Jan 12, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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    PS. Coke and Pepsi both sucks ass. And any cola for that matter.
     
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    Just to be clear. There isn't a party who isn't in it for the money.
     
  13. Jan 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    :rolleyes:

     
  14. Jan 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  15. Jan 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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    I guess that's better than drinking it. So I'm assuming you agree? :boink:
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    The only 2 'sodas' I drink is an occasional Mexican Coke or Topo Chico.
    Both are in the fridge as I type..:thumbsup:

    upload_2025-1-12_13-44-22.jpg

    I've got stuff to do but the wife is sick and sleeping on the couch.
    The dogs and I are stuck in my office trying to keep quiet...:(
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I believe CA just reversed it
     
  18. Jan 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    T-Rex266

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    Know what’s funny; is if ir weren’t for females, we wouldn’t have HR. Men (well, our generation) aren’t so damn sensitive and can take a joke.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Whats next, Diet A&W?!

    IMG_1097.jpg
     
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  21. Jan 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Wash it
     
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  22. Jan 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Next time it gets above 32° absolutely :p
     
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    T-Rex266

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    lol hit a wash bay and bring ur own products. Do not use their crap, especially the brush
     
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    well in that case. I'll allow it.
     
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    Is this something I'm going to need my lawyer to be present for? Sounds expensive if so.
     
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    what if I just use the spray bay and no brush or anything else. My washing is typically a soap cycle followed by a high pressure rinse.
     
  27. Jan 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    But then what do you mix with your Jack Daniels?
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I only drink whisky that doesn't need to be mixed with anything.
     
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    How are you liking the tire choice?
     
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    Jack has enough residual sugars on its own. So I'd rather a nice pour of something less sugar laden. Like an old forester 1897, 1920 or their single barrel rye in a glencarin.
     

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