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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:32 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    That’s the entire town!?

    Hang tight buddy!
     
  2. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:34 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I used to use this religiously. I started thinking it had too much sodium for my liking though. Definitely crack like flavor though.
     
  3. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:34 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    You just need some cool pamphlets to hand out!
     
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  4. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:39 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I have four college kids here. All are 19-20. They are piled onto a couch watching a movie.

    Not eating the pile cookies and macrons I bought at a local bakery. Not trying to drink my booze. Or even asking about it. Not loud or anything like me at that age.

    Kids are strange these days
     
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  5. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:41 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's pretty transparent already; it's going to other countries, defense contracts, and govt. programs...
     
  6. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:42 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    FIFY
     
  7. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:44 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Damn near! :fistbump:

    My wife keeps asking me if I'm ok.. I guess i don't hide it well :laugh:
    I hate those people! :rofl:
     
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  8. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:44 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Yep, this is true. And “drones” are the new $1000 hammers.
     
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  9. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:44 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Home alone with the wife tonight because both kids are at sleepovers.
     
  10. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:46 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Never even heard of that....
     
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  11. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:47 PM
    MEWaters

    MEWaters New Member

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    Common dudes
    after 3 kids and 11 years of marriage, my little poke and rub and sufficient.
    I don't want to go into the new year with insecurities, mmkay
    IMG_3560.jpg IMG_3560.jpg
     
  12. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:49 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You strike me as an olive toast kinda guy....
     
  13. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:51 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :crazy:
     
  14. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:51 PM
    j-utah

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    Good times. I’m thinking about going to bed early, maybe eating a tuna sandwich. :monocle::eek2:
     
  15. Dec 31, 2024 at 8:52 PM
    kirkb

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    @OldGuy03

    Screenshot_20241231-225042.png

    Definitely trying to limit my salt intake
     
  16. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:21 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    We had to get Italian because there are no good Chinese places around here any more. But it was damn good too.
     
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  17. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:25 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  18. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:27 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Getting fucking hammered here with weather out of nowhere. Highways and roads closing cuz ice
    Glad we’re at our neighbors (30 second drive - same neighborhood)
     
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  19. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:27 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    You can't walk that far? :p
     
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  20. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:29 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Not when it’s snowing. I’ll pass!
     
  21. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:38 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I did play a game of….

    water pong. It’s like miller lite, only they call it water over here
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You need to visit an olive bar...
     
  23. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:48 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Totally different...
     
  24. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:49 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    In fact, since we're on a costco fad now... go buy their canned diced chicken breast; it'll look like tuna packaged in a can!!!

    You crack one of those MF'rs open and will instantly know what you hate about tuna and now canned chicken.. it's the damn canning process and packaging :thumbsup:
     
  25. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:52 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Why the 7th???

    Is that when all the hot Canadian ice puck push players return to action??
     
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  26. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:52 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    it hasn't sunk in yet. I've always taken these two weeks off. But I like it so far. Going fishing tomorrow. Electrical issue in my shed, new to me rims to polish. I got time, I like it.
     
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  27. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:53 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :fistbump:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Send it!!!!!

    :mudding:
     
  29. Dec 31, 2024 at 9:56 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Just go take it :poking:

    Or you're gonna end up like @GODZILLA here in 2025 and you'll be telling us BJs are gross... :crapstorm:
     
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  30. Dec 31, 2024 at 10:00 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Man the first four words of that post had me thinking you fell off the wagon....
     

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