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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:19 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Breakfast for supper

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  2. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Where's the bacon?
     
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  3. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:21 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    He's got Canadian bacon!
    :rimshot:
     
  4. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:22 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    That is not bacon. It's ham pretending to be bacon.
     
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  5. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:25 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I was feeling lazy and opted for back bacon. Good thing I did since the kids were screaming by the time I got it on the table as it was.
     
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  6. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:25 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :canada:
     
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  7. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:46 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    365 days since my last drink!
    :headbang:
     
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  8. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I.....agree with you on an opinion involving the word bacon
     
  9. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Hellll yeah
     
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  10. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:56 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I prefer grilled BTMGC...

    Bacon, Tomato, Mayo, and Green Chile :D
     
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  11. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:56 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Is she hot???
     
  12. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    For someone who doesn't like BJs, you sure seem to know what a ball sac looks like... :rofl:
     
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  13. Dec 28, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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    Good question.
     
  14. Dec 28, 2024 at 6:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl::rofl:

    :nuclear:
     
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    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    365 seconds here. :anonymous:
    Congrats to you though
     
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    NWPirate

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    Thanks bud
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  18. Dec 28, 2024 at 6:27 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Awesome! :fistbump:
     
  19. Dec 28, 2024 at 6:28 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Took me a while to get there, actually. Couldn't figure out why it was weird for a bit.
     
  20. Dec 28, 2024 at 6:33 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I happen to very well acquainted with one (my own) particular ball sack, thank you.
     
  21. Dec 28, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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    What kind of troglodyte defiles scrambled eggs with ketchup? That's some @LarryDangerfield or @GODZILLA shit right there.
     
  22. Dec 28, 2024 at 6:41 PM
    GODZILLA

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    No. Ketchup is only used as an ingredient for me. Do not like it. Definitely not on eggs.

    Also, pancakes are better than waffles.
     
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    Ketchup is God's gift to condiments and it's delicious. But some things, it doesn't go on.

    I make excellent pancakes. The Woman makes great sourdough waffles. I like both.
     
  24. Dec 28, 2024 at 6:44 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Lol! I quite like ketchup on eggs. I also like ranch dressing on eggs. Barbecue on eggs is not bad either.
     
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    I was hoping it was salsa, that's at least semi-palatable
     
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    NWPirate

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    You are a special boy
     
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    Ketchup on scrambled eggs is awesome, but not allowed or recommended for other ways eggs are made. This is the rule that shall not be infringed.
     
  29. Dec 28, 2024 at 7:05 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    I don't particularly like eggs. :notsure:
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I assume those are tears of joy.
     
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