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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:00 AM
    Outbound

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    Crown Royal is an abomination.
     
  2. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:01 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm not even sure what to f'kin do w/it :notsure:
     
  3. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:06 AM
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    :amen:

    What's worse is the never ending flavors of crown. Working at bourbon bar, I have to suppress my smirk at the clowns who are completely surprised by the fact that we don't sell any crown royal flavors.
     
  4. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:06 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Top form today, gents.
     
  5. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:09 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You've got to cook with it. Maybe a French onion soup?
     
  6. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:11 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Can I put it in tomato soup???

    ....or use it as a dipping sauce for my grilled cheese and tomato sandwich??
     
  7. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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    Don't start that tomato shit again.
     
  8. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:13 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Have another beer :cheers:
     
  9. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:14 AM
    Azblue

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    OK, I can do that.
     
  10. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:15 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I don't even drink liquor but I told my wife the same thing the other day.
    I told her I learned from y'all what the good stuff is...:thumbsup:
     
  11. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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    yes. As long as your grilled cheese has bacon.
     
  12. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:27 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I had a grilled SANDWICH for breakfast this morning.
    Sourdough bread, mayo on the toasting side, pastrami, dill Havarti and Colby jack cheeses..

    I bought too much pastrami for my lunches this past week and couldn't justify trashing it..
    I had pickled okra and cherry tomatoes on the side.

    My wife looked at me and said it was gross for breakfast..:eek2:

    I gotta got vacuum the house and mop the kitchen and bathroom floors.
    Kids coming over for Christmas today...:santa2:
     
  13. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:29 AM
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    This was the picture I sent to the fam and a couple of cheer leading friends.

    Funny thing was, just like you, we had way to much to open from family that spoiled him... like he even knew lol

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    upload_2024-12-28_12-29-27.png
     
  14. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:33 AM
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :laugh:
     
  15. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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    My go to for pastrami is to fry it in butter and use toasted rye with provolone and a bit of spicy brown mustard.
     
  16. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:41 AM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  17. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:45 AM
    T-Rex266

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    The whole personality thing. I do think it’s a matter of will power for some. Again, addiction runs in our genetics. It never affected me, until it did.

    Anxiety- I get anxious over odd things. If I need to mow the lawn it has to be done now. Not later, not tomorrow, now. I do not think this is a matter of willpower. It is what it is. You can take some scripts for it, talk to someone about it (anxiety, not the lawn lol) or just deal with it.


    Leadership- I will say, I’ve always climbed the ladder wherever I have been. It’s part of my personality- just driven to perform and keep performing. I took leadership classes in my 20’s, read books, etc and it just made my career better and people enjoy working with me.
     
  18. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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  19. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:50 AM
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Due to the signature above, i just went back and read the BJ convo....

    Yup, I think it is time to go mow the leaves or something lol
     
  20. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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    :fistbump:
     
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    Oh yes, I did but a tad of Gulden's on it..:thumbsup:
     
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    I hate days like today. To much to do and no desire to do any of it... great news though, it looks like the single wide will be leaving my property tomorrow!!! Allegedly (for local ordinance reasons)
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Send it to me.
     
  24. Dec 28, 2024 at 9:59 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My dad drinks Crown. My brothers and I have been working on getting him to stock some decent whisky instead.
     
  25. Dec 28, 2024 at 10:02 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Give it to someone you hate, along with any store bought fruitcake, butter tarts or pies you may have received.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    That's the best advice you've dispensed all day.
     
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    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    All this talk of crown reminded me of a close friend who is a Sikh Indian from the UK. I remember going to his wedding and the joke was they had literally bought out all of the bottles of crown from the local Costco and even handed out bottles to guests to take home. Apparently they really love the stuff. I don't know if I have ever actually had crown myself.
     
  29. Dec 28, 2024 at 10:34 AM
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    It's basically Drano. Use likewise.

    What, you mean a bourbon bar doesn't stock a variety of piss, bilge water, and pond water?
     
  30. Dec 28, 2024 at 10:35 AM
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    Start him with some Buffalo Trace to cover the bourbon side. For scotch, The Glenrothes makes for an easy drinking Speyside.
     

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