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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Hard to wash the winders with this lol

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  2. Dec 23, 2024 at 2:20 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Took my truck in for its oil change. They scratched my grille during the service. Their body shop will buff it out next time I get the truck in. Surprised that im only mildly irritated.

    Wish I loved this truck as much as I did my Tundra.
     
  3. Dec 23, 2024 at 3:36 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    New law- It is now legal to perform a PIT maneuver on anybody driving slow in the left lane.
     
  4. Dec 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I’ll allow it
     
  5. Dec 23, 2024 at 4:32 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Heck yeah!!! Get out of my way grandma!! :curls:

    just kidding, the grandma part. Man, I need to move to AZ.
     
  6. Dec 23, 2024 at 4:37 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    We don’t need any more snow birds, actually we might have lost one of my snow bird neighbors today. Mama bear said like 8 squad cars and sooner or later the coroners van showed up IMG_9487.jpg
     
  7. Dec 23, 2024 at 4:41 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Probably a suspicious death if 8 squad cars were there.
     
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  8. Dec 23, 2024 at 4:44 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Definitely, I’m waiting to hear if my nextdoor neighbor knows the scuttle
     
  9. Dec 23, 2024 at 5:07 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ya cuz trust me, nobody wants to stay there and wait for a coroner. There’s more to the story here
     
  10. Dec 23, 2024 at 5:20 PM
    That07Tundra2005

    That07Tundra2005 Shadow_Tundra

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  11. Dec 23, 2024 at 5:21 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    That looks/sounds unfortunate. Hoping it's not something nefarious and just an unexpected passing. Although looking back at my time living in AZ there seemed to be a lot of death around the holidays and not always from natural causes.
     
  12. Dec 23, 2024 at 5:27 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    There's always room for Tundras crew.. :boink:

    I hope to land down in the SW some day
     
  13. Dec 23, 2024 at 5:31 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Isn't that just a dirt track move with a fancy name?
     
  14. Dec 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Yes, but on paved public roads.
     
  15. Dec 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Agreed. I need to disappear from about mid December and not return until January 2 ish.

    I literally despise this time of year:

    -overspending on nothing
    -Christmas lights
    -the worst is hallmark movies and my wife loves them.

    Next year, I may start a new tradition.
     
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  16. Dec 23, 2024 at 8:28 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    We are the same ^^

    Spending because you have to, not want to
    Traffic is way worse
    All stores are packed

    Happy 2024 Festivus, my friends!
     
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  17. Dec 23, 2024 at 8:31 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Idk I’ve been purchasing way too much shit. 95% is for me tho lol. Damn Milwaukee

    Agree on stores being packed. Fuck that. I already have low patience for people. I suppose I can always find out how much I have, and test it like a gift card :laugh:
     
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  18. Dec 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl::fistbump:
     
  19. Dec 23, 2024 at 8:46 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    I'm not joking. I should take up traveling, ice fishing, underwater basket weaving, maybe get back into diving...something.
     
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  20. Dec 23, 2024 at 8:48 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I'll bring the pole.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    What do you call a lesbian with braces?

    A boxcutter
     
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  22. Dec 23, 2024 at 9:00 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm already a hermit. If i wasn't married with kids, it would be on another level. :laugh:
     
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  23. Dec 23, 2024 at 9:02 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I nuked the budget this season. Just said phuk it.

    I love Christmas lights. Actually just got back from our annual drive around the hood looking at lights. Lots of nothing this year; very disappointing.

    Don’t watch tv shows, so whatever season it is can stuff it.

    This year is definitely different however. Neither of my kids need or even want anything. Getting them even a simple gift was very difficult. Wife and I agreed next year we will do things differently. Maybe a big experience instead of gifts.
     
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    ColoradoTJ

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    This is my first holiday season without the excuse of work. It's been a rough one.

    Even worse, the guy that left to work the hydro's in Oregon keeps sending me job openings.
     
  25. Dec 23, 2024 at 9:05 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I realized this year while we were driving around how much I actually like seeing Christmas lights, as corny as that is.
     
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  26. Dec 23, 2024 at 9:09 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    See you need to take one of those openings and then get me a part-time gig (night time of course :D)
     
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  27. Dec 23, 2024 at 9:20 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Southern hemisphere is in their summer right now. Patagonia is an amazingly beautiful place.
     
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  28. Dec 23, 2024 at 9:20 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I go back on nights tomorrow :yes:

    I can send you some too, if you'd like ;)
     
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  29. Dec 23, 2024 at 9:26 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    This is Zach taking a selfie with a fan. All 6'7" of him taunting ColoradoTJ...

    come to the dark side...look at all the fun.

    IMG_6578.jpg
     
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    I'm not sure if I actually believed you because you're my lord and savior Beavis Christ, or because I wanted it to be true.
     

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