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And the earth redeemed itself

my Costco run

I encountered a fella very similar to myself

we spoke about the calamity that is Costco

parted ways amicably


This meeting of the minds offset all the assholes and aisle blockers we encountered

 

Going to lake to install electronic countermeasures to scare these taradactyl like blue herons away

they shit about a square foot of white dookie

the spinny , flashy reflective stuff did not work

The fake owls? well… they stand next to them to shit

it’s now war


Next step is that motion sensing water sprayer thing



life is good

 

Ahhh

the good old days

 

Like…a vodka & Red Bull

Everything stays the same, just different names

 

Flu sux

welcome back

 

Dan duchane was to pre workout
As
Prince was to music

talented and way before his time

 

And both probably died of drug overdose

 

restocked

Costco for the win

 

You mean a still picture doesn’t mean it is hovering!?

And stealth drones being used for nefarious reasons wouldn’t have anti-collision lights on?

It all smells…

 

At least you get a Christmas party.

I mean, I wouldn't go one at my company but still...

 

My department left it to each team to do their own thing so my team just did a lunch. One of the other departments apparently did a party.

 

There's other places very similar to this, but on a slightly smaller scale... Some of these events aren't bad, but yes can be a bit much!!

In Vegas we had the Holiday Cactus Garden which is at the desert botanical garden adjacent to Ethel M... They'd do a pretty nice event w/minimal gang activity (security is very high), so it wasn't too bad....

We also had the event at the LV Motor Speedway, which was a 2.5 mile 'drive thru' event each year; it was decent when first opened, but turned into a bit of cluster as time went on...

Glittering Lights - Drive-Thru Christmas Light Experience At ...Glittering Lights


My favorite is an area of Rancho Pensaquitos (San Diego area) called Christmas Card Lane...

https://www.instagram.com/christmascardlane/

... this is just about the right size. It's enough that you get a good feel for the display of holiday lights; a bit too packed to drive into, so now it's a walk through only I believe, which is fine... plus, we were always greeted by some awesome kids that would walk up and serve hot chocolate and cookies (free) and just a pretty decent atmosphere

We do that each year when vacationing during the holidays in SD

 

I just attempted to link a utube video of Airline to Control Tower radio traffic over the last few days around the Eugene and Oregon Coast areas where numerous pilots reported seeing abnormal aircraft activity off of and along the coast...It has been removed in the last couple of hours

 

Everything is off w/this post...

Format

Context

Use of Prince

 

Christmas parties were generally the downfall of careers and marriages where I was at....

 

Never been a thing with my company. At least not for the past decade.

Monday I get the honor of my Chief coming down to my city (away from her throne) to attend a lunch I get to buy.

 

How are you going to honor your Mistress (I mean Chief)...

 

Last company I was at did Christmas parties. Lousy food, and a bunch of people I didn't care about. I drink, but don't get drunk so dealing with all the other drunken people sucked. I stopped going.

The last year I was there, the Christmas party was a shit show. People snuck their own booze in, drugs were done in the bathroom, a few couples were banging in back hallways, a few fistfights, some property damage and the company was banned from the venue. Good times, glad I missed it.

 

I have seen so many people get drunk and makes asses of themselves at company gatherings that it's not even funny. I don't even want to imagine the adultery or other inappropriate crap that probably went on. I make an appearance, never have booze and get out of dodge as quickly as I can and leave the bsing and shenanigans to everyone else.

 

On my phone

so formatting is out the window

 

Is that allowed? I thought the highest up person at a company meal had to pay.

 

I had some good times at my previous company's Christmas parties. There was a group of maybe a couple dozen of us who were all close in age and we closed it down a couple times.

 

Yeah, it feels like one of those situations. Think I am fasting on Monday.

You'd think, especially after the year we've had. But a few years ago my group of 4 (including me) reported to a 2nd level and he didn't pick up a group lunch at a restaurant that was $10-15/person. So the culture of "Fuck you; there's an email from me that say's 'thanks'" is in effect.

We were not even getting a lunch until my manager reminded the Mistress there are 8-10 people at the other facility...Honestly, I don't give a phuk about it; group gropes have never been my thing...but the younger generation does need this stuff and leadership isn't even trying to stay connected to them.

 

That rule was implemented where I worked before because of people cheating the system. A person and their manager or the whole team would go out for an expensive meal then one of the reports would pick up the tab and the manager would approve it.

 

Pretty sure that would be an HOA violation

 

That

and I’m already sideways with the HOA

my buddy sent me a link to a silenced pellet gun

 

They showed up in Virginia Beach recently. Hanging around Oceana master jet base.