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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 30, 2024 at 9:38 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Gotta love in law hand me downs...
     
  2. Nov 30, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    How long has it been sitting?
     
  3. Nov 30, 2024 at 10:05 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Maybe in the spring...:thumbsup:
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Good luck with everything..:thumbsup:

    Yes, she is hot, MOST nurses are.
    I have a thing for women in scrubs...
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Nov 30, 2024 at 10:15 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Still worth the price we paid for it...
     
  6. Nov 30, 2024 at 10:15 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Not sure. At least since last winter, if not longer.
     
  7. Nov 30, 2024 at 10:16 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I don't mind shoveling by hand but my wife is all uptight about me possibly hurting myself and the possibility that she may have to shovel while I'm recovering from surgery.
     
  8. Nov 30, 2024 at 10:17 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Why do you think I married a dental hygienist? :anonymous:
     
  9. Nov 30, 2024 at 10:22 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    That's funny, my wife does the same thing to me.
    Like after my back surgery and appendectomy, but she is up doing everything they tell her not to after her surgeries.
    Then she gets pissy when I tell her to take it easy....:eek2:
     
  10. Nov 30, 2024 at 10:23 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I'm not going to ask for a pic, I have no doubt you are correct.
    But watch out for that @Azblue guy...:eek2::eek:
     
  11. Nov 30, 2024 at 11:02 AM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Did you turn on the gas shut off?
     
  12. Nov 30, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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    Access to nitrous oxide while having sex? LOL. That’s why I dated one, although that plan never made it to fruition, and ultimately I had to find a new dentist. Oh well, it was worth a go.
     
  13. Nov 30, 2024 at 11:24 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    There's a gas shut off? :anonymous:

    Maybe I should see if I can find an owner's manual online.
     
  14. Nov 30, 2024 at 11:25 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My wife doesn't have her Nos certification and was laid off from a previous job because she refused to do something she wasn't trained to do safety.
     
  15. Nov 30, 2024 at 11:42 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I wouldn't ask a fellow member here to send me a pic of his wife, even I have (very low) moral standards.



    But, it's not like I would be mad if he just voluntarily posted one.
     
  17. Nov 30, 2024 at 11:52 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I was kidding.:oops:
    In all honesty, I think you're a stand-up guy.
    I wish you lived next door to me...:thumbsup:
     
  18. Nov 30, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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    FRITS !!! :D:thumbsup::yes:
     
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    You make me feel shame for my vehicle pictures. That looks so nice!
     
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    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Most snow blowers have gas tanks that are higher than the carburetor. If the gas is not shut off after its put away, the gas may leak past the carb float needle valve. The gas will then leak into the engine, make its way past the rings then end up in the crank case.

    Its common for people to use the fuel shut off valve to run the engine carb dry. This way there is no residual fuel to dry up and foul the carb.

    Hope this makes sense.
     
  21. Nov 30, 2024 at 1:18 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    RAINA!!!!!! Give her pets from me. :hearteyes:
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    As you should.
     
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    I do her so dirty lol, always finding the worst angle for a picture
     
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    I assume you take the dogs with you on your trips… how do they like the new ride?
     
  28. Nov 30, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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    He abandons Raina. She gets too excited so he banishes her. Poor pupper never gets to go for rides. :(
     
  29. Nov 30, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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    You assume incorrectly! The only time an animal makes it inside a vehicle is an emergency lol. I absolutely love our pets but the rate at which they can dirty up a vehicle is truly obscene. I'm not one of those people that gets upset the very instant a piece of dirt or a hair ends up in my vehicle, but I just can't handle how quickly dogs trash the interior. If they want to come along we take someone else's vehicle :rofl:
    Too excited is like the understatement of the century. She screams and squeals the entire time until we make it to where we are going for a walk. I am 100% serious when I tell you that I have put on noise canceling headphones when taking her for a ride. That is one of the rare downsides of getting the 4Runner, in my Tacoma under the topper she was in her own little zone and could scream to her heart's content.
     
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    I was reviewing that yesterday, and thought about nuking cuz it was borderline feeler. Dammit.
     

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