Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

The ass hole

 

I think your gusts are probably gonna stay under 50 if everything holds true...

Showing the strongest winds will be just west of Bellingham at about 54mph gusts

 

probably due to me still having latent effects of being lathered up over the sorry-ass HOA members.


well...at least I stayed off the 3rd rail.

 

man, y'all are trying to draw me back out....

we have the same issues...as there is an Ulta near Baybrook mall....you know...next to the 6000 units of new apartments.


I ain't sayin' what I'm sayin'...but YOU know what I'm sayin'.


can you imagine what the write-offs are for theft?

 

she must be a saint! managing folks in this day and age is torture.


and un-asked for stories?....come sit up here with me.

 

So you're telling me no one ever got paid when he fought?

 

Didn't that guy try this a few months ago? Or was that someone else?

 

Is your dog made of spun sugar?

 

What’s sad is that store policy dictates employees have to watch it happen and not say anything or do anything. This story might give you an idea of the magnitude in thefts:

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jul/17/california-retail-theft-ring

TL;DR - CA woman’s organized theft ring steals $8MM of goods from Ultas and Sephoras and sells it on scAmazon.

Very much a saint, haha! I’d say half the time she’s at home, she’s on the phone putting out an emotional fire for one of her “they/thems”.

Or dealing with things like explaining to a “they/them” that if they’re going to tuck their wiener, they also need to shave their face. The founder of NARS does NOT want “men” selling his makeup while wearing his makeup. WHAT?!

There’s no way I could handle dealing with that crap. But she enjoys the challenge and is very good at what she does.

 

Yeah, the 50mph was along the water. I assume Puget Sound. But rain and 30mph gusts should have hit last night.

 

Climb aboard son; it's time for a lesson...

Yes, Mike got paid. However, he did not fight for money. He fought to destroy people and to prove he was the best

In other words, he would've done it for free...

Internet influencer wanna be pro boxer dude would have never ventured into the ring w/most of his opponents if he wasn't receiving a paycheck AND wasn't able to dictate the terms of the contracts, which includes handcuffing his opponents.

 

Doerak says K9 cardio sessions available daily... free admission!!!!



It's kinda like a burpee only more betterer...

 

"They" as in the group of employee's who are working at a store at a given time?

Saint, yeah that tracks.

 

Ok, so the weather report was a bit overstated...

While I was out wind gusts peaked in the 40s; which isn't pleasant, but isn't horrible... Until the rain started coming down heavy; at that point is was like getting hit in the face w/sleet, so I tapped out. We drove over the bridge, got a coffee and then came back home

all in all, the wind and rain were more of a nusance today than anything...

I kinda felt like @nobodyintexas sitting all by myself on a range, peacefully discharging my pew pew...

until some damn section 8 livin'; bulky hat wearin'; short barrel rifle possessin'; giant ass muzzle brake blastin'; set up right to me sittin'; HOA oversightin' heathens showed up....

I'm gonna need a mic drop emoji

 

California, nuff said. As a native Californian there is no low this state can hit that would surprise me these days...

 

it ain't easy being me.



I bet he was rockin' flip-flops or God forbid...Crocs.

 

w/charms!!!!

 

I'm gonna shout down the well now:

for a true effort in trying to understand humanity, I dipped my toe into "commenting" on X.com.

look here...that's like swatting a wasp nest.

Certain persuasions of humanity, for some strange reason, are very upset right now


I have since climbed back into the cheap seats & just read my news & move on.

 

We're gonna need more details


Otherwise we can't fully appreciate you efforts


Maybe instead of 'commenting' you should switch to 'influencing'

 

I know you are kidding, but....

funny thing... both of my kids have warned me not to start a channel.
it would piss too many people off.
which makes me want to do it even more.
the kids are amazed, that folks our age, know how do fix most anything while making funny comments.

 

FYI

 

I disagree with your kids. Let's us know when you start the channels so I can like and subscribe.

 

Great...

'Hello heathens and welcome to the channel'

'Today you're all gonna learn why you're wrong'

'Repeat after me... I'm a freakin' idiot'

'Have a great day'

'Don't forget to smash that like button'

'and for the love of God, please just die already and stop wasting air'

 

Wow old guy, you sound like an insensitive boomer.

They and them are preferred pronouns for those who don’t fall within the cis-gendered, binary, hetero-norms established by the suffocating colonial patriarchy.



Although written with tongue in cheek, sadly it’s not entirely wrong