Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I'm pretty sure 69 hammer is something only @Fotnot has experience with anyway.

 

Kinda. She's with NARS. Among her responsibilities are overseeing NARS' sales, sales staff, and inventory in something like 76 different Ultas, Sephoras, & Nordstroms across 7 states.

We like to joke that she's the diversity hire in the cosmetic world - conservative, heterosexual, bonafide female! She's just really good with people.

Holy shit. There my ADHD-ass goes again with a story no one asked for.

 

No matter which way you flip it, whether horizontally or vertically, it still tastes works the same

 

Tonight's birthday week adventure I told the girls that if they bowled a 200 game I'd throw them $200 bucks.

first game their scores were 141 and 102. Second game they threw 176 and 98.
I threw 89 and 72. Damn I suck at bowling.

 

Sephora is twice the cost for the same things. I just don't get it.

 

I just get the 8lb ball and turbo spin the fucker down the lane. I am lucky to break 100, but it is still a blast.

 

Our local Ulta is in the police blotter on occasion for the grab-n-dash events. I am sure your wife loves writing off all that shrinkage.

 

I'm not sure how you'd know that...
Is this you..

 

It must be universal! Ultas are a shit magnet.

She recently had to cancel a sales event at an Ulta due to larceny. He broke into the vacant store next door, then carved a hole in the wall to get into the Ulta, army crawled along the floor to the salon portion where there was some inventory, put it on a dolly and drug the dolly along the floor as he crawled back to his hole. Like a fucking rat.


Another Ulta of hers was a crime scene - one morning the store manager arrived to find a car blocking the rear entrance. Inside the car was a guy with his head blown off.

For valentines one year, I bought her a Sig P938, thinking it was small enough to easily conceal. Ulta refuses to let her have it while she’s in a store due to “safety reasons.” In fact, some of the stores now have guards… unarmed guards. Absolutely stupid. She avoids visiting the problematic Ultas as best she can, and she avoids staffing them as well.

 

Agreed. I’ve done as much encouraging as I can to have her conceal it but she reasons that she’ll lose her job if a store reports her to corporate.

We compromised - she’ll at least have the gun in her car, but also keep a tiny keychain can of mace on her while in store.

 

Every fight Tyson had before his retirement...

 

@nobodyintexas : "I'm not touching this whole racebait Section 8 scandal"

Also @nobodyintexas : " I can't help myself..." (4) Section 8 posts later

 

That lipstick is a little too dark for my complexion. Probably for his beard as well....

Ulta is bad enough on the pocketbook with a wife and 2 teen daughters. Sephora is just stupid. My 15 year old went there with her friends and I could 't believe how much money she spent for what little she got. Granted, it was her money she worked for, but just crazy. Thankfully we take a percentage out of her income for savings so her blowing the rest of it on what she wants is our way of teaching her the choices are hers to squander or save more.

 

Smells like spam, but I'm not sure.

https://www.tundras.com/threads/cal...accessories-and-get-free-products-and.150793/

 

Yes.

 

Well it looks like my 0400 dog ventures may end up getting cancelled this morning...

80mph S gusts slightly offshore and 55-75mph gusts at the house from 0300-0500:



followed by SW gusts hitting





Looks like we've also got a pretty good swell coming in at the same time (15-20), so potential for coastal flood warnings to be activated

 

I was going to just watch it unfold. But I couldn't keep my piehole shut after he posted links.

 

WTF man. Your always awesome weather updates just turned into a nightmare.

 

They promised winds and rain overnight and it has been a giant shart so far. I could use a good storm right note to get back to sleep!

 

ehhh

It'll probably be just a couple hours of really bad winds. If it gets bad enough for long enough, we might have some snapped trees, downed lines, etc...

It's an annual thing though. About this time of year, every year, we'll get south winds that will rip through here pretty good... if the winds stay around 60-65 no real issues, but 70s to 80mph will start snapping trees and such...

Last year we had the freeze for about a week... got some snow, a little wind, some downed power lines, snapped trees and slick roads...









In 2023 we had some mild snow in the beginning of the year (Feb)










2021 had a little snow (and a new truck ) the first week of December....




In 2021 we also had a white Christmas and some snow on the beach...





2020 winds were bad that year in Nov also (downed trees and gusts up to 80 that year....) I just checked and the top of this tree came down on Nov 13th...


Anyhow, normally not too bad, but we've got a couple weeks each year that get a little squirelly....


Enough of fall winds and winter chills, here's a pic of a homemade tomato, olive oil and sea salt pizza

 

What part of WA are you close to??