Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I like it when I see a dog with a well fitted hat.

 

I'm thinking of getting penis reduction. It's a curse, rather than a blessing to be this...gifted...

 

haha. I deserved this one...

 

<running down my list of inflammatory topics>
Flip flops. Check
Dogs. Check
hats Check

Someone help me roll another grenade out there.


For reals. Thanks for the great discussion


I have my HOA meeting tomorrow. Hopefully I can keep this mojo going into the meeting

I think I’ll wear my certain color hat to set the mood

 

Yoga pants should not be worn in public.

 

yes!!

just because you can, does not mean you should.

 

HOA you say. Great, more rules and regulations. No thanks.

Actually, F that malarkey.

 

Depends who’s wearing em.

 

you ain’t kidding

I’ll have to sit thru an hour of whiny bullshit before I can ask to have my “no wake zone” bouy reinstalled. Damn I hated typing that.

 

Well...

As much as I agree with you on this one, yoga pants do give some joyful trips into the public sector.

 

How dare you guys!

The ones you want to see, far outweighs the ones that make you shiver and look away.

 

Wait until they ask you to remove your cover since you'll be indoors.

 

Not in houston

 

Touch’e

 

Time to head north then.

Well that's a real bummer man. The majority of women who wear them around my parts are worth the trade off over those who shouldn't be wearing them.

 

HOA's can fuck off.

 

it is truly sad.

we are a kingdom of fat, lazy heifers.

apparently, densely populated urban areas are not conducive to a healthy lifestyle

now, when we are in The Woodlands,TX....the scenery changes for the better.

 

The only thing I like about Denver and its 3 million inhabitants is all the hot women. And their yoga pants. Must be a Houston thing...

 

Agreed. I don't seem to notice too many who shouldn't be wearing them. Not that I would notice them either way.

 

there was a time that I enjoyed sitting in the mall, as the wife shopped, and people watched.

it's scary now.

I'm putting Denver on my to-do list.

 

Passed background and got a start date for a new job. Glad to have finally wrapped up that ordeal.

 

Preach.

I better get a heads up if so.

 

Congrats! What field is it in?

 

Thanks brother. Finance/Accounting. Handing in my notice to my current employer in 30 minutes. Money was good but the people were super toxic. Happy to move on from that.

 

I'm as much of a perv as the next guy, but there's a difference between XXX hot type content and legitimately attractive content. Yoga pants fall into the former and a modest sun dress falls into the latter. Modesty is wildly attractive to me.

 

I totally get that. Hot chicks are hot no matter what they wear in my book.

 

That's super awesome to hear. Toxic work environments are some of the worst places to be on the regular. Nobody wants that except toxic people. Let them have it. Also good to hear that you found an opportunity to move on from it.

 

Congrats man! Are you in private or public?

I’m also in accounting/finance. In fact, I too am handing in my resignation today

I have a great employer, but I was given an offer with a medium sized firm I couldn’t refuse with a path to partner. Hammering out HR crap right now