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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 2, 2024 at 5:04 PM
    OldGuy03

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Grabbed the stopper from under the kitchen sink but thought I saw something and noticed it didn't quite fit the drain. So I flipped it over and almost grabbed this little bastard in the process. Dropped the stopper and watched it trying to get out of the drain. It was too big to wash down, so I grabbed a fork and transferred it to the other side of the sink with the garbage disposal.


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  3. Nov 2, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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    Destroy all intruders!
     
  4. Nov 2, 2024 at 5:29 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    At least it wasn't a scorpion. I woke up to a bark scorpion in the kitchen sink a few times when I lived in Arizona.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    There go my plans of moving to Arizona.
     
  6. Nov 2, 2024 at 5:31 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    That is why I always tap my shoes before putting them on. I have heard too many stories of people getting a nasty surprise putting their shoes on in the morning.
     
  7. Nov 2, 2024 at 5:31 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    I used to cut off the stingers and feed them to my aquarium fish. It was a bit unnerving to see one on the bathroom wall in the middle of the night when you flip the light on.
     
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  8. Nov 2, 2024 at 5:33 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    That and just don't leave any clothes on the floor as they like hiding in dark places. I would say that the thing about them that bugged me the most was how strong their bodies were. I stepped on one once with shoes on to kill it and it took real effort to squash the thing. I wasn't expecting that.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Ah, yes. Arizona... Our own little slice of Australia here in The States.
     
  10. Nov 2, 2024 at 5:46 PM
    Azblue

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    Brake cleaner works well.
     
  11. Nov 2, 2024 at 6:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Definitely would find a few of those in the house periodically when we were in Vegas...

    I had a buddy that would love to blacklight his back yard hunting for them :infantry:
     
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    I love waiting for friends to set up their sleeping zones on river trips in the desert. Then I get my blacklight flashlight out and go scope their camps. Friggin scorps everywhere.
     
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  13. Nov 2, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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    I need to get one of those. Good for locating scorpions and if @Fotnot ever happens to swing by AZ.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    As G-ez would say... Sir, I think you're not only wrong here, but it's downright shameful :rofl:
     
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    Just get a chicken
     
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    What is @Fotnot going to do with a chicken?
     
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    Choke it
     
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    Handy for sure. Think I got mine at Walmart over 15 years ago. Still works great.
     
  20. Nov 2, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    You realize he said flashlight right. Not fleshlight
     
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    You finally did a really good one. :fistbump:
     
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    Anyone else here pissed off that we still have to turn the clocks back again? I'm messed up enough as it is without this bullshit.
     
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    No stupid clock tricks here.
     
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    But can you desert people even read a clock?
     
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    Yes, I'm over this BS....
     
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    It’s called a sun dial
     
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