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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    When our rail workers went on strike, they were deemed essential and forced back to work within a couple days.
     
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    Soooooo, what changed?
     
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    We have an onsite calibration job near Avery twice a year. We always stop by and make a to go 6 pack. Avery's featured beer for October is Majestic Voyage Hop Freak IPA!
     
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    Their 15% beers are legit!
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I’m still waiting for it…soon
     
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    GODZILLA

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    I think you need to look up the definition of the word "today." :boink:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    It’s out of my control! :laugh:
     
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    Over promised, under delivered. For shame. :p
     
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    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    That is wonderful!! I hope for the same when mine are done.
     
  10. Oct 2, 2024 at 7:01 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Brb gents. Gonna go grab another house

    IMG_5878.jpg
     
  11. Oct 2, 2024 at 7:09 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    ....and fresh
     
  12. Oct 2, 2024 at 7:09 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Had a friend Donny that worked for LTV back in the day, and it was a Union shop. He got a promotion from his $30k/yr. job sweeping floors (in 1990 dollars, which was money for a recent high school grad) to oiling machines. He got oil delivered one day and couldn't retrieve it from the pallet because another box was on top of it. Literally had to wait on top box guy to come get his box because Donny couldn't touch it. He had to sit on the dock and wait for the other guy to come get his box.
     
  13. Oct 2, 2024 at 7:10 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    We get a dollar for every like?
     
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    GODZILLA

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    I wish! Needs to be retroactive.
     
  15. Oct 2, 2024 at 7:18 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I had a friend who worked for Warner Bros. "Driver". He'd watch his truck get loaded for a particular shoot that day. He'd drive to the shoot. He'd watch his truck get unloaded. Fiddle-farted around the set until it was time to watch his truck get loaded and drive back to the studio. Rinse. Repeat for next shoot. Gotta love unions. He did tell me that Stallone had some serious platform shoes. Shortest person on the set otherwise.......
     
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    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    I dated twins but the other was married. Apparently they like that because there were sooo many close calls but her husband kept popping up. It must be a bitch for him to watch her every single minute of everyday. She will never have fun!
     
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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Never knew that about Stallone. Weird watching movies when you know someone's standing on a milk crate or wearing platform shoes to be taller than their costars. Tom Cruise and probably a dozen more leading actors too...
    https://youtu.be/2ABxl46Ovv8
     
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    Stallone is still 5'10" so he's above average height. He just doesn't tower like Dolph Lundgren does at 6'5", but they didn't do anything to make Sly any taller when they fought in Rocky IV.

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    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Oh man, having pictures of old girlfriends when I am married is not healthy for any marriage in my opinion. We dated for quite a while before I came to reality. She had issues that were hard to ignore like not being able to drive on anything but side streets. In my opinion she should not have ever tried to drive.

    Whole lotta fun but man there were just a lot of little things. If I have one it is on my home NAS and it is in a box in a 25’ storage shed that has everything stacked from front to back with a small walk way to my tool box. I gotta get that tool box in the rental garage before snow gets here so I may be able to find it.

    I know…

    TL;DR
     
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    This story is reminding me of a fishing story.
     
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    It was another dad joke that went over everyone’s head
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Everyone wants their vehicles detailed before winter it seems...
    I have a Tesla MY in 30 mins who said service fucked the paint and wash looks like shit.

    Corolla on Friday
     
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Folks that have seen him up close like my friend peg him to be around 5' 8", hence the platforms. 5' 10" is exaggerated like everything else in Tinsel Town. No surprise there. Keep in mind those Hollywood folks can make platforms to not look at all like platforms.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    He ain't 5'10"... I've met him in person; more like 5'8" at best...
     
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    Gonna detail this one. 2024

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  30. Oct 2, 2024 at 8:42 AM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You think it would have an auto detailing feature :D
     

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