Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Bobbo fixed the pipes again

 

Taking a “sick day” tmrw…last meal has to be consumed by 345A…plan on waking up at 3 to eat lol.

 

Yes sir. Honestly, I could have told them I’ll be out for the day and they wouldn’t question it anyway.

 

Asleep by 1130/midnight. Up at 310 to cook and eat one more meal since I’m cut off at 345 from food

 

In better news…our oldest ran for class president (again) for her medical sciences…and got it (again). I helped her with her speech

 

Anyone who wants their vehicle roasted, post a pic and I’ll see if GPT will roast it lol

 

It looks like you took a trip back in time and picked up a hot rod straight out of a history book—probably because the present is too modern for your taste. This car is so classic, it probably predates your attention to detail. I bet you drive it like it’s 1934 too—no backup cameras, no seatbelts, just pure, unfiltered recklessness.

And let's be real, with your track record, how many fire hydrants have met their demise thanks to this beauty? Every time you back out of the driveway, people probably run for cover, knowing that backup camera is just a fancy ornament for you. At least you’re consistent—vintage car, vintage driving habits, and a vintage disregard for anything resembling caution.

 

Alright, let’s go all in.

This car screams, “I’ve got style, but my driving skills are still stuck in the Great Depression.” You probably bought this ride thinking you’d be the talk of the town, but little did they know, you’d be driving it like you’re in a demolition derby. That cherry-red paint job is probably the only thing that hasn’t been damaged—yet.

With your habit of ignoring backup cameras, I bet you treat this classic like a bumper car, weaving through traffic like the lanes are just a suggestion. Those curves might turn heads, but they’re also probably turning into the nearest curb thanks to your signature “no-look” approach to driving.

And let’s talk about upkeep—this car is immaculate on the outside, but with the way you “ravage” things, I wouldn’t be surprised if the interior looks like a tornado passed through after you’ve been in it for more than five minutes. Just be honest, are you secretly trying to add more dents to this relic, so it matches your parking skills?

 

Those who like my posts are smarter, happier and better looking than those who don't, according to a study I made up.

 

Your veterinarian won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.

It's the best thing for a hot dog.