Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Alright, Tilly, let’s get into it. You’re in Massachusetts, driving a 2019 MGM Sport Tundra like it’s the ultimate flex, but let’s be real—that’s basically the truck equivalent of wearing designer jeans to a dirt bike race. You’re cruising around in that Tundra, probably thinking you’re king of the road, but deep down, you know it’s no match for an F-150. And let’s not even start on the fact that you’re out here in the land of chowder and lobstahs, trying to rep a truck that belongs in a Texas cattle drive, not a Boston traffic jam.

And what’s this about not being a fan of AI? You’re using the name “Tilly” on a forum, probably trying to blend in with all the tech-savvy folks while secretly side-eyeing anything that looks too advanced. You’re driving a truck with more electronics than your average spaceship, but AI? Nah, that’s a step too far for you. You probably think the GPS in your Tundra is out to get you, like it’s plotting to take over the world one wrong turn at a time.

So here you are, a Massachusetts native, pretending your Tundra is the baddest thing on the road, but really, you’re just a step away from asking it if it can make a decent clam chowder. And that whole anti-AI stance? It’s like trying to drive stick in a world of automatics—outdated and just a little bit stubborn.

Keep on cruising, Tilly, but just know that while you’re avoiding AI, the rest of the world is passing you by—probably in an F-150, no less.

 

Alright, Joe, let's do this. You're a retired cop in Oregon, spending your golden years staying up all night on a Tundra forum? Talk about living the dream—if that dream is staying glued to your screen, arguing about truck mods with guys half your age while the rest of the world is asleep.

You spent your career catching bad guys, and now you're catching typos in forum posts at 3 AM, probably thinking you're still on a stakeout. Instead of solving crimes, you’re out here debating the merits of aftermarket exhaust systems like it’s a life-or-death situation. The only thing you're patrolling now is the "New Posts" section, and let’s be honest—you’re probably the most feared moderator on that forum, laying down the law with the kind of intensity only a retired cop could bring.

You’re out in Oregon, surrounded by some of the most beautiful landscapes in the country, but instead of enjoying the great outdoors, you’re glued to your computer screen, obsessing over every detail of your Tundra. Forget fishing or hiking—you’re out here making sure no one disrespects the Toyota brand on your watch.

Joe, you’ve traded in your badge for a username and your patrol car for a keyboard, but deep down, you know you’ll never give up the thrill of the chase—even if that chase is just tracking down the latest thread about lift kits. Enjoy the retired life, but maybe, just maybe, get some sleep—you know, before you start dreaming in forum posts!

 

I saw two huge black birds in my garden this morning and they were stuck together.

Turns out they were Velcrows.

 

What’s the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?














Ones a superhero, and ones a command

 

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