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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 17, 2024 at 6:57 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :smack:

    All fun and games till we invade you and you're my POW :oldglory:
     
  2. Aug 17, 2024 at 6:58 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Slow that roll NWBP :boink:
     
  3. Aug 17, 2024 at 6:59 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    What??? :notsure:
     
  4. Aug 17, 2024 at 7:03 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  5. Aug 17, 2024 at 7:14 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    You're Albertan, you're fine.
     
  6. Aug 17, 2024 at 7:34 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You're right.. :hattip:

    :oldglory:
     
  7. Aug 17, 2024 at 9:58 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Don't worry, if you need somebody taken care of, I will take bribes.
     
  8. Aug 17, 2024 at 10:07 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    In cash, or beer?
     
  9. Aug 17, 2024 at 10:08 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Either, as long as it isn't that fake Canadian money, US only.
     
  10. Aug 17, 2024 at 10:57 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Syrup or beaver pelts work for you?
     
  11. Aug 17, 2024 at 11:10 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    No. I'd consider Beaver Nuggets, but no Buc-ee's up where you are.
     
  12. Aug 17, 2024 at 11:16 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Na, @GODZILLA has been at the top of my list for a long time. Also, I have been informed that Mods can't ban other Mods, which is good for @T-Rex266 cause I'd be damn tempted to the next time he gets on a dad joke roll.
     
  13. Aug 17, 2024 at 11:16 AM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    @T-Rex266 - shouldn't this thread title be changed to Tundras Live: Let's BS Because I Lack a Life
     
  14. Aug 17, 2024 at 11:35 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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  15. Aug 17, 2024 at 11:40 AM
    Outbound

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    Best I can do is moose nuggets.
     
  16. Aug 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I'd go with deer nuts.
    they're cheap.
    (under a buck).
     
  17. Aug 17, 2024 at 2:39 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    You guys and your damn puns
     
  18. Aug 17, 2024 at 3:04 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I'm all in on the title change.
     
  19. Aug 17, 2024 at 3:24 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

    Because then it would be a foot.
     
  20. Aug 17, 2024 at 3:26 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    What did the buffalo say when he left his child?

    Bison.
     
  21. Aug 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No loonies or toonies, huh??? :rofl:
     
  22. Aug 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Have a new 4R as a rental. Only had 1999 miles on it. Not the newer body style tho :notsure:
     
  23. Aug 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  24. Aug 17, 2024 at 5:40 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Must be a late 2024 build, new style is 2025
     
  25. Aug 17, 2024 at 5:45 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    What kind of car does a chicken drive?





    a Yolkswagon
     
  26. Aug 17, 2024 at 5:48 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No
     
  27. Aug 17, 2024 at 5:48 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That's as bad as the yugo jokes...
     
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  28. Aug 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
    PKFan

    PKFan my pronouns are (she/it) - c'mon, say it fast

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    What did the janitor say when he jumped out of his closet?


    Supplies!
     
  29. Aug 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    What do you call a 4-door Yugo???





    We-go
     
  30. Aug 17, 2024 at 5:50 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Why do chicken houses have 2 doors?


    If it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan
     

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