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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 15, 2024 at 6:24 PM
    French Avocado

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    I really marble at the thought of it
    Been downhill since they dropped the Datsun name.
     
  2. Aug 15, 2024 at 6:27 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Too, To or Two many wear tutus?
     
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    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    You have forgotten that Universities prefer to be Think Tanks rather than to teach students - except for the indoctrination of their fanciful theories of what the world should be or how it should be done.
    Congrats on the debt-free live - makes life much easier.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Getting breezy…IMG_5310.pngFlight out rebooked to tomorrow…
     
  6. Aug 15, 2024 at 7:26 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Bring back the 510!
     
  7. Aug 15, 2024 at 7:29 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Are you flying out of Narita?
     
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    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    meh...summertime in Houston.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    T-Rex266

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    I will also add, I will volunteer to be their manager. I will do it for a low percentage fee
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

    Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
     
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  14. Aug 16, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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    Someone told me my clothes were gay.

    I said: "Yeah they came out of the closet this morning."
     
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    T-Rex266

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    It is a five minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.

    The difference is staggering.
     
  17. Aug 16, 2024 at 11:27 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I don't put an orange in my beer often.

    Except maybe once in a Blue Moon.
     
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    Stealing. :cheers:
     
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  19. Aug 16, 2024 at 1:20 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I sent the MD the last two dates of the times I had to get up and pee. She agrees the meds are clearly not working and now referred to a urologist. I see him next Wednesday
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Took the dog to the vet today. It takes 5 minutes to get there so my wife was bitching at me because I was getting the dog ready only 20 minutes before he had to be there.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Nothing wrong with that. Do you have ADHD by chance?
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I'm the one who leaves on time so I can be somewhere at least 5 minutes early. My wife is the one with ADHD who spends an hour doing her hair and makeup so we can take the kids on a 20 minute walk around the neighborhood. o_O
     
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    I am always early. Our flight tmrw is at 9A. I will be at the airport by 7A
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I'm definitely ocd about my timeliness. But not about a lot of other shit like charging my phone or other certain routines though. Now when it comes to work my ocd kicks back in. Everything lives in a place.
     
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    Nothing wrong with that... :thumbsup:

    We fly out of Orlando tomorrow morning at 9:50 AM ; we will be there by 7 at the latest....OIA is CRAZY :eek2::confused:

    I am NOT about to watch a $hit show of folks trying to Leave the Mouse House and get back Home...:anonymous:

    Check in early and kick back till we board... :hattip:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    People watching, especially at an airport, can be a hoot :thumbsup:
     
  27. Aug 16, 2024 at 4:53 PM
    snoope

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    Especially at OIA...

    Fully geared riding mountain Bikes through the aisles tells you we are an International airport..:smokertransformer: and then "Watching Faces" o_O :fistbump:

    And these are NOT Small Guys & Girls :eek2::curls::curls:... You pray they stay on their bikes because someone's getting hurt if they don't :ballchain:
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That's why there's airport bars.
     
  29. Aug 16, 2024 at 5:20 PM
    snoope

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    Coffee & maybe breakfast , No alcohol till I get into DC,,,,:oops:;)

    We fly into Reagan and will grab lunch before "Jumping on the Metro" to finish our trip...:anonymous:

    Grandbabies will be flying into DC's other airport from their summer Vacation in China around same time so we volunteered to "go it alone" :hattip:

    My daughter knows who raised her so Good Beer will be awaiting my arrival :D:D:D..
     
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