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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 12, 2024 at 3:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I believe @snoope meant to say that the 'rider' put themselves in the weeds by cutting him off or trying to force him to slam on his brakes at the last minute to 'accommodate' them... However, he was unable to safely and expeditiously apply his brakes and therefore said 2-wheeler ended up w/his or her own choice of eating a bumper or eating dirt, and in his scenario they chose the latter :thumbsup:
     
  2. Aug 12, 2024 at 3:10 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Actually, that's a misnomer; in most states aggressive driving isn't defined by 'aggression' but rather a series or combination of driving behaviors that can either be charged as individual infractions or collectively as 'aggressive driving', similar to 'reckless driving'...

    Example in a 3 violation state: Infractions of speeding, following to closely, and an unsafe lane change could be wrote as 3 separate tickets or the officer could choose to write for aggressive driving using the individual violations as PC for the aggressive driving charge; which generally will also allow the officer option for custodial arrest and impound of the vehicle if he/she chooses.

    I think one of the main points here is that often times the 'aggressive' driving between bikes and vehicles comes from riding behaviors of the bike not driving behaviors of the vehicles...
     
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  3. Aug 12, 2024 at 3:12 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    You seem to know this pretty well......
     
  4. Aug 12, 2024 at 3:13 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    NHTSA is not an authority and has no jurisdiction to enforce over the general public at large....

    Same as state based public health authorities :thumbsup:
     
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    Dumbest idea ever. They legalized "threading" in Utah when no vehicles are moving BUT I get passed on the interstate at 40 mph with idiots riding the line between vehicles.
     
  6. Aug 12, 2024 at 3:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    He uses the 'air cannon' :rofl:
     
  7. Aug 12, 2024 at 3:19 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Sean has a top notch Adam's detailing vacuum......
     
  8. Aug 12, 2024 at 3:21 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :devil:
     
  9. Aug 12, 2024 at 3:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    aka... dog dryer
     
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    It's actually great if properly implemented. California actually did that right. It gets more vehicles off the road quicker which is better for traffic and emissions. CA also saw a huge reduction in motorcycle accidents because the most common 2 vehicle accident for a bike is a car turning left in front of them, the second most common is being rear-ended. Filtering is good, it's just dipshits that do it wrong and should be prosecuted for it.
     
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    Look up your laws. Aggressive driving is a traffic violation and roughly matches what the NHTSA defines it as in most states. Road rage is using a vehicle as a weapon.
     
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  12. Aug 12, 2024 at 4:18 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Have you tried peeing on it?
     
  13. Aug 12, 2024 at 4:19 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Nah u still gotta pull them from the root
     
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    Si.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Try drinking vinegar, and then peeing on it. This way, you’ll be “pissing vinegar”
     
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    :puke:
     
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    Also :laugh:
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You guys were busy today.

    I don't care for my lawn because like Adam I just let it grow as is. We even wildflower bomb it to make it more colorful.
    Even when pulling g them up by the root they come back. Best option is mixture of white vinegar and baking soda. Dig them up and pour the solution into the hole.
     
  19. Aug 12, 2024 at 4:47 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    At work they use vinegar to clean the elevators amongst many other things, but holy moly the elevators punch you in the face when you step inside
     
  20. Aug 12, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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    You sure you've never worked a "Detail for us" up in New England o_O :thumbsup: ;)

    Our "details" were constantly kept quite busy by Distracted dumbass's ; Folks following us onto "Road cuts" even though we have LARGE orange &

    black signs saying not too :rolleyes: plus MANY blinky lights flashing in your face ; And Never mind the Flagger jumping up & down trying not to get hit...

    And then when the Officer walks over & asks WTF , you the dumbass start cussing them out...:eek::eek2:

    Now you know why "Construction Zone" fines DOUBLE...

    Back to your immediate point ; Every Shift started with all parties involved stating how we wanted the day to "Start & end"....:cool::cool:

    Wiggles inside the "Zone" were encouraged with a quick notification to all....PIA's & dumbass were "Treated accordingly":bowdown::bowdown:

    OH, how I miss those days BUT they made me comfortable enough to "Kick back" & " Enjoy this thing called Life" :hattip:
     
  21. Aug 12, 2024 at 5:23 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Am I the only one that thought of taking a dump on the stubborn weeds? :anonymous:

    It has to work
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Start and end a shift is defined as whole and healthy from my safety training and experience.
    Never put anything above that.
     
  23. Aug 12, 2024 at 5:28 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Nah, that's fertilizer.
     
  24. Aug 12, 2024 at 5:29 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I think this thread needs some photography today

    20240812_144721~2.jpg 20240812_162339~2.jpg 20240812_162924~2.jpg 20240812_162858~2.jpg
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Aggressive driving is not a 'traffic violation' in most states; it's a criminal offense (M)....

    Using your vehicle as weapon is Assault or Battery (depending on how used) w/a Deadly Weapon...

    Got to be careful w/terms as they matter especially in the event that you are involved in an incident and need to defend your own actions...

    Not trying to be argumentative, but sometimes the info you find on the internet is not complete or your best defense or your best course of action during an incident... :hattip:
     
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    FrenchToasty

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    I killed a rat this morning, damn dogs wouldn’t shut up in the side yard, got a rat by it’s arm in a super inhumane trap, took a big stick out there before I left work!
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Maybe with the pristine diet that @T-Rex266 has but my garbage diet will kill them all! :rofl:
     
  28. Aug 12, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    My info come from our EMT/Ambulance crew and LEOs. Not the internet. Assuming someone's source is just as bad as trusting everything on the internet. :p
     
  29. Aug 12, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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    Rolled on a durabek liner today. Pretty happy with the results.

    1st coat IMG_8598.jpg


    2nd coat

    IMG_8599.jpg

    FinishedIMG_8608.jpg

    Now thisimage.jpg
     
  30. Aug 12, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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    Do it. And make sure you post pics because @LarryDangerfield needs more pics.
     

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