Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I agree with your disagreement.

Now, for your OCD

 

I've definitely forgotten to empty/not fill my water bottle on the way to the airport.

I've mostly flown to the US. It's a nice change not to have to take my shoes off when flying in Canada.

 

Before I had kids, I would pull dandelions and weeds every day, mow once a week and rake at least twice a year.

Now I'm thankful when it's hot and I can go 3-4 weeks without cutting the grass.

 

Yep, weeds give off oxygen and feel pain too.

 

I've given up on fighting the unwinnable lawn war. I live in what amounts to a pasture. Going hard and getting it totally weed free and keeping it mowed is a damn near full time job all on it's own. I hate yard work. Always have because it was dumped on me as a kid. I'd rather let it go than waste my life trying to keep it all cut down and weed free. Thistles breed like rabbits out here and in a field you'll fight if for 4 months to get a few weeks at the end of summer that it looks half decent, if you are lucky. I'm not beating my head on that wall.

Though this year I did hire a niece and her husband to do it because they needed the money and I hate the work. That's the way to do it, IMO. They're happy to get the funds and I'm happy to pay them. Good kids, those two.

 

Had me in the first half, NGL.

 

Nothing major…just the iDash (with pod mount) and the MAP sensor relo kit.

 

I would spend my free time at our lake lot pulling sow thistle but that was more for fun than anything else.

 

Also not a fan of chemicals with kids and a dog.

 

Not sure I know what "sow thistle" is?

 

You sound like your wife.

 

Ah, that just looks like a wildflower. We get these "little" horrors. Impossible to kill off and I gave up after busting my ass on them one year. Dug them up, ripped them out, fed them bleach. Nothing works.

 

Some kind of noxious weed but it doesn't have any spikes and it has very short roots so it's very easy to pull out of the ground.

 

I like to water my weeds real good, it greens up the yard.

 

I did water and bleach. Direct to the root. Still came back the next year.

 

Burn them bitches......I use one on my property. Fun with ant hills too...heh

 

Try my method...

 

Don't have a good way to control a fire. If the yard starts it's all gonna go. Only one spigot and it's over an acre of field grass.

 

Is your grass dead? Works great on paver weeds.

 

I bet I could fill a couple dumpsters if I dethatched. It's decades of it never being done that I'm dealing with.

Edit: It's also not grass. It's hay.

 

Why you trying to come at me from left field like that

 

What policies?? I don't feel like research today...

 

How does the rancher keep track of his cattle?











With a cow-culator.

 

Get a damn goat. Name it Brady