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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:53 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    agreed.

    Galveston has the Lone Star Rally. >150k folks on mostly Harleys some say 400k

    the local restaurants and shops enjoy the Harley riders...they spend $.

    the other folks....they just cause trouble. They had to ban the 3 wheels goofy things because.....well, you know.

    I'm north of Galveston, but we see a lot of them, during the event, in the restaurants here. always decent.
     
  2. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:55 AM
    T-Rex266

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    My old neighbor had one. He’s a good dude. Old school guy. Master electrician. Took excellent care of his yard (I was always in competition with him to have the nicest front yard year around). On nice days, he would dress out and go ride. Don’t think he was ever a douche. I miss that guy, because the new guys take zero fucking care of their yard and let weeds grow all in the driveway. It drives me insane. He’s a military cop for the last 20-20+ years, wife is a principal at a well known school, no small kids in their house. No fucking excuse not to take care of their fucking yard.
     
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  3. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:56 AM
    T-Rex266

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    One of my nicknames for Gia, is Wiggle butts.
     
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    I'm not saying I don't understand. I'm just saying how the law views it.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    What 3 wheel goofy things? Slingshots, trikes, or Spyders/rykers?
     
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  6. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:00 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    you know what's worser?

    how Insurance views it.

    there are a faction of folks out there that look to incur a semi.

    knowing the lawyer will get a settlement...as much as you want to fight it, the Insurance company will settle to make them go away.

    the the driver takes the $$ hit.


    we deal with ~300 trucks a day here (mostly big ugly flat bed loads). God Bless the truckers.
     
  7. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:01 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    slingshots....I could not remember the name.
     
  8. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:04 AM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    I use that term more than I should.... but the oldest granddaughter can "Wiggle" to music and that is where the use of it came from with me

    "Moving my trailers" :burnrubber:

    She rode with me during summer Vacas and would say just that ; Pepere' the whole truck Wiggles when loaded or pulling the trailers...:thumbsup::cool: just

    like me to my music :):):)
     
  9. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:05 AM
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    Most of my driving was class B in a roll deck, but I did some low boy oversize hauling as well as other flat bed stuff for equipment and supplies. Never did a van trailer. Definitely enjoyed the roll deck the most as it's simpler/shorter, but can't deny that cranking 18 gears was fun so long as the truck wasn't gutless.

    Now they are all going to automatics and any moron that barely has a pulse can get a license. Makes real drivers like @snoope look bad by association. Kinda how the squids make all motorcycle riders look bad.
     
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  10. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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    snoope The Old Man

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    I won't even "Tip my toe into that water" :mad::mad::mad::p

    Nuclear verdicts are an Ambulance Chasers Wet Dream... and insurance companies are finally realizing it....

    Front facing cameras and even 360 views are now a necessary requirement for anything with DOT #'s on it...

    Slowing it down BUT when you need to have a minimum of $750,000 to haul toilet paper and a million to haul asphalt or Haz-Mat's

    the "Sharks get greedy"..

    Ok, back to quiet time...

    Old Man finished his 2nd coffee and onto lunch..

    Everyone enjoy their afternoon :hattip:
     
  11. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    I'll lather you up a bit...

    in a previous lifetime...I was back office healthcare for 10 yrs.

    hospitals sell "liable party" info to lawyers. well certain back office folks do. it is not company policy or HIPAA complaint.

    when a person comes into the hospital, and claim a wal-mart truck hit them....wal-mart gets put in the system as the "liable party"

    the data entry folks sell that shit to lawyers. it's a gold mine.

    happens everyday.
     
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  12. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:29 AM
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    This thread is living up to its name. :fistbump::rofl:
     
  13. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:29 AM
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    They need their fingers broken.
     
  14. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:30 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    very, very true.
     
  15. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:31 AM
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    We're all adults. We can disagree and even get worked up about it, but then simmer down and crack jokes. I think it stems from more than just basic courtesy, but a certain degree of respect for one another. Nobody gets to stuck in their feels and nobody goes out of their way to be a complete shithead.
     
  16. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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    Disagree!
     
  17. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:41 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm just scrolling as fast as I can until I see a picture :p
     
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  19. Aug 12, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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    I went outside to get an these real quick :anonymous:

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    That bothers you?
     
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    Oh hell yes. There is no reason to have anything growing in your grass, no reason for rocks to be on the driveway, no reason for weeds in the rocks, and no reason for weeds in the driveway.
     
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    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    Don't worry, that guy won't be that guy for very long. One of the neighbor kids left every morning bought a bike and left every morning running full throttle. He rode that way rain or shine. He left the top of one of the high overpasses after hitting a patch of ice one winter. If you don't respect the machine, it will turn on you at some point.
     
  23. Aug 12, 2024 at 10:38 AM
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    We could not be neighbors. I would give you an aneurysm. :rofl: I wouldn't even notice what's in your pics.

    When you were saying it drove you nuts and he let it all go I was expecting something like this:


    [​IMG]
     
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    I would literally move and have code enforcement at their door and be on the city/county to at the least maintain city property. Fuck that. NOPE.
     
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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    we are simpatico.

    my yard has to be squared away.

    it's a physical demonstration of civilization.
     
  26. Aug 12, 2024 at 10:40 AM
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    It's a pride thing. Multiple people, have walked by and told me "your yard looks fantastic." Its not a whole lot to maintain, but it can be a PITA keeping the yard green as much as possible, rose bushes alive, tree trimmed, rocks in the rock area, etc.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Debatable. :D
     
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    Guess I'm just a heathen, then. I live out in the county so I don't have neighbors that get to decide what I do or don't do with my yard. :thumbsup:
     
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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Country folk are different.

    all y'all need to worry over is keeping the gate closed.
     
  30. Aug 12, 2024 at 10:51 AM
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    Even then, my shit would be looking on-par. If not, zero scape it
     

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